PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

What? That first six minutes is basically just a really nice slow-burn set-up for "It's not the side-effects of the cocaine/I'm thinking that it must be love" and the four minutes that follows.

Over 10 minutes (in no real order) 1. "45:33" by LCD Soundsystem 2. "Emily" by Joanna Newsom 3. "Starless" by King Crimson 4. "Maggot Brain" by Funkadelic 5. "Let's Call It Love" by Sleater-Kinney I'd have put Sonic Youth's "Trilogy" on there but I'm not sure if it counts as one song.

I don't personally rhyme, but I use to make beats. Were they bumpin?

Marvin will never be happy.

I better jump on this new bandwagon before it gets too full. 1. Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen, We are Floating in Space 2. The Go! Team - Thunder, Lightning, Strike 3. Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights 4. Os Mutantes - Os Mutantes 5. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless

Would it be possible to ban Carlito Brigante from all rap threads? He pretty much ruins every single one he posts in.

Yeah that's basically the sweetest dog I've ever seen.

What about false convictions?

What do you think of this? I'm really liking it right now, but I'm not sure how much longevity it'll end up having.

I figured that Edwin put it so perfectly that there was no need to reiterate.

5 songs I'm digging atm. 1. The Go! Team - "Everyone's a VIP to Someone" 2. Gang Gang Dance - "Before My Voice Fails" 3. Deerhunter - "Heatherwood" 4. LCD Soundsystem - "Yr City's a Sucker (Full Version)" 5. Pavement - "We Dance"

A woman, raping another woman!?

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1. "I Am Trying to Break Your Heart" 2. "Spiders (Kidsmoke)" 3. "Reservations" 4. "In a Future Age" 5. "Jesus, Etc."

I'd rather listen to Cam'ron than Saul Williams.

I'd masturbate and then post on TSM for a lil bit and then probably just think about my wasted life and cry.

Marvin's posts make me feel all sad inside.

I'm pretty sure Cam'ron's actually some kind of crazy genius. That's the only possible explanation for roughly half the shit he does. I mean, he wrote a song about his bout with Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Who does that?

"They gave me a deal for 7 million dollars. I said, 'What are you talking about, that's not even 1% of 600 million.'" I love Cam'ron. His on The O'Reilly Factor is probably the greatest segment in the history of Fox News.

All the parties I go to just play dumb, loud rap. Which is really all I want to hear when I'm drunk, so it works out pretty well.

No "We Luv Deez Hoes"? You're crazy.

Spoon and snuffbox bitching about how much I love to argue in the CE folder is getting old. Now, compared to the 5-thread simultaneous falmapaloozas I used to have with MikeSC, I've mellowed out quite a bit, but I still have a hard time saying "no" to a challenge. I like to see alternate points of view represented. I'm cool with people disagreeing with me, I'm just not cool with it when they imply there's something wrong with me for not agreeing with them. I swear to God, every post of mine is followed by snuffbox telling me I'm an idiot. However, it seems like these two boys are trying to have it both ways. Snuffbox pretty much calls my ass out on every single thread anymore, and then Spoon pulls the "woa is me, Superjerk is ruining my beloved forums" act as soon as I respond...then procedes to bitch about me for the next 5 posts whether I respond or not. Perfect fucking example. Am I fucking arguing with myself here? If you don't want to argue with me, then don't argue with me. I'm not going to back down when people call me out. But one thing I won't do is cry like a bitch about how "stubborn" you are because you don't back down.

The comments on that video bigolsmitty posted are almost as good as the video itself.