PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Don't forget the bang-up job Jordan's doing in Charlotte.

For those who missed it this post was originally about King Kamala Classic's shitting/pissing habits in high school and it included the phrase "despite my sensitive bladder."

Well I mean in the 720 or however many days of high school I'm sure that I did but I tried not to. They were filthy! My senior year we moved into a new school and it was really nice to have bathrooms that didn't have 30+ years worth of filth built up in them.

You never went to the bathroom in high school?

5 star thread. Kudos all around.

Any board as self-referential as this one will be prone to occasional bouts of navel-gazing. That's just the way it goes.

Paris Hilton melts my ice-cold heart.

I thought your name was Parker!? First the Leena bombshell and now this. My whole world is crumbling around me.

It's not literature per se, but the last paragraph in Edward W. Said's Culture and Imperialism is pretty fantastic Words to live by.

I underline the shit out of my books, so this wouldn't really work for me. Also, like Mik, I enjoy having a physical collection of books that I can browse through at my leisure. Books aren't like music or movies; part of the pleasure of reading comes from the tactile experience of holding a real live book in your hands. It's an interesting idea, and my eco-friendly side likes the idea of going paperless, but I don't see myself ever jumping on the e-book bandwagon.

The Fader's kinda cool if you're into hipster bullshit.

At least they got rid of Nocioni and his awful contract.

Hmm

The word filter actually makes this funnier

He's already hobbling around as a shell of his former self. Watching him try to play this year was just heartbreaking. R.I.P

Whoa. First the Jew snout and now this. Czech and I apparently have the exact same set of physical imperfections/deformities.

Can we get rid of the "very attractive in a way that I can't explain" word-filter? It's making it almost impossible to post in that Kanye West thread in the music folder.

The Billups trade hurt, but the real problem has been fucking idiot Michael Curry. He has zero understanding of Xs and Os, is completely incapable of making in-game adjustments, and wouldn't know a consistent rotation if it bit him on the ass. They've been getting positively mauled in fourth quarters recently and the blame for that has to fall squarely on the shoulders of the coach. With Billups the team probably could have coasted to ~50 wins based on pure chemistry and familiarity, but they were never going to get far in the playoffs with Curry at the helm. The team had to be blown up at some point; they had a good run, but their time had passed. The Iverson trade hasn't worked out as well in the short-term as I would have liked, but it does put them in a fairly good position to undertake a full-scale rebuilding. I just hope Dumars puts all that cap-space to good use.

Nope.

They should really make Webber a permanent member of the crew. He's great.

The media decided they hated him and committed blatant character assassination.

It would still be a better ending than No Country For Old Men. You're stupid.

You know, you're right. People trying to pull-off a "tuff-guy schtick" would never get as whiny and defensive as you fags are getting.

Haha

Oh also I vote out. EHME's schtick was somewhat amusing once upon a time, but it was really wearing thin by the end. It was like he was just going through the motions in an attempt to recapture some kind of faded dubious glory. It's best for everyone that he was finally put out of his misery.