EL BRUJ0

There's no way Mario wrote that. Yup, it's just your friendly neighborhood puroman, Coey aka Jubuki. Dude, just tell them hos that you write wrestling reviews and you'll be swimming in an ocean of genitalia.

Not even in a rape dream could Astro get it up. Whatafag.

Am I getting hit on?

You changed man, it used to be about the food.

Following in the milky steps of IDRM, I too have a hotornot.com acount.

Actually, I have half native blood in me, but not the (US) American kind. My parents are both from Mexico, and while my mom has mostly Spanish blood in her, my dad is 100% native. His home town still has people that talk in their native tongue.

I too rocketh the long hair.

This thread is ghey.

Here's the rumored tracklist: 1. Eat-tro (skit) 2. Can't Nobody Hold Me Down (at the buffet) 3. Broke and Hungry 4. N.W.A(Not Without Appetite) 5. Ghetto Food Chain 6. Git yo Grub On 7. Weightin' to Explode 8. Gas Attack (skit) 9. Cereal Killa 10. Eatin' Ain't E-Z 11. One Meal at a Time 12. Snackwhore 13. Drive-bye on the Drive-thru 14. Sugar Daddy 15. Shit-tro (skit)

So wait, you choose to air out the filthy laundry in public and when I point and laugh at your stains, suddenly I'm the asshole? Whatever, you're still the one with blood and shit on your undies, fuckass.

Where's the love, you ask? Presumably inbetween CWM, FS, and JSKY body cavities and/or genitals. Shut the fuck up, you dick-sucking faggots.

What kind of cheese? Dick cheese?

You're assuming that I don't like the "What do you think of _?" threads, which may or may not be the case. I could have just bumped this thread to show that Kinetic wasn't all that and a sack of shit OR I agree with what he said and consider those threads worthless. If the latter is true, however, then I would start worrying because according to this: the degeneration process might be starting soon for you.

Hey FS, all this drama could have been avoided had you posted in this thread.

*Bumped* ^This should have been the end to the "What do you think of me?" threads.

Damn was the video fucking hot! I haven't gotten wood this good and hard since I discovered kiddie pr0n.

Thumbtack's posts make me curious about hearing his stuff. Hey, AoO. I can actually picture someone growling out those lyrics while blastbeats and distorted guitars assault my ears. Here's my pitiful contribute to this thread. Firsttorn Plucked upward from the cut-up muscles, bloody head gives a wombless cry.

Pope: "The Body of Christ is one helluva drug."

*stands in the grading line*

Is it just me, or is JSYK coming off extremely ghey (not that there's anything wrong with that) in this thread?

^*attentionwhore*

Some more suggestions for your gradebook: MarioLogan Kinetic Incanetic

Thesmartmarks may never know.

I'd like to see DFA ban on grounds that: 3. Death threats towards any other poster on the TSM forums is not allowed and is considered a bannable offense. Everytime I see him post, I get a sense that an overwhelming doom will descend from the sky on my pretty little head. That and he's ghey.

*No-sells the Bullet cause, duh, I'm a brujo.*