EL BRUJ0

No wonder they're an endangered species... suicidal bastards.

Anybody else notice the "Hippo Theme" the box has going?

Analogy and mental imagery go hand in hand, like hotdogs and baby eating. And H00f, what were you saying that "Yes" to? Crackwhore fornifaction braggary or claims of fellatio expertise?

But Hardcore Discussion is the neutral zone of post counts, as no poster increases or decreases their count while posting in it.

So just cause some rubes suddenly got a nice, shiney, gold star (with flashy blue title no less) we're all suppose to run up and profess that, yes, we too can suck a mean dick? Being a mod for this folder would be like screwing a diseased-ridden crackwhore; sure you'll get your two-seconds worth of enjoyment out of it, but is it really something to be bragging about?

agreed.

yep

And just when you thought it was safe to freely play on the streets, here comes the gheylyricmobile zooming down on your slow, candyass. The fuck is going on HERE!?

And here I thought this folder, on a wrestling messageboard no less, was stimulating the brilliant minds of the world's future genuises, silly me. And for the record, this isn't No Holds Barred it's Hardcore Discussion, you stupid twat. I'm sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you with the Man in Blak's cock in your mouth.

Wrestling is soooooo fucking ghey.

This thread, much like football, is ghey.

Feeling a bit angry at the world? Can't let those frustrations out? Wanna git yo' hate on? Then direct any and all wishes, hopes, desires, threats, vows, promises and/or thoughts of a death unto moi, EL BRUJ0. Unlike some of the other pussies who post on this board, this pussy can take the deadly dick, no matter the size. So what are you waiting for? You know you want to. Death, it's what's for dinner.

(names have been changed to protect my innocent ass) It wasn't that long ago, when I first saw EL BRUJ0 and his arrogant ass. Some how, even in that first faithful meeting, I knew that he must die. I can't really say how I knew, but part of me had it in for him the second we met. Maybe it was the way he didn't look me in the eye, as if I wasn't worthy to look at, when we were introduced to one another. Or maybe it was the way he carried the conversation, talking only about himself and all of the self-important things he had accomplished, pausing only to take a drag of smoke from his clove cigarette and blowing said smoke in anyone's, including mine, face. Or was it the fact that everyone seem to entranced by him, both males and females, and would gather around him like some sort of art masterpiece that needed to be fawned over and admired. What ever spell drove the idiotic sheep to such unnatural servility, clearly I was immune to it. Now, you may think just petty jealousy is my sole motivation, but that, if it has any part to do with it at all, would be a miniscule part. No, for you see, there are noble and honorable intentions that further push me to seek the mortal demise of one EL BRUJ0. I'm going to be providing an excellent service to the world, by ridding BRUJ0 from it. For clearly, such a bewitching individual, if left to pursue his own sick and twisted vices, could pose a threat many years from now. Yes, the only sane and rational course of action would be to neutralize such a threat. But how to go about doing such a thing? The methods of death are numerous and easy to do, but the puzzle lies in how to achieve one without suffering the legal consequences that would surely fall on me after such an acheivement. How to grasp my hands on that object without anyone realizing what I have done? Perhaps I could lure him over to my abode with promise of heavy drink and/or promiscuous women; how that fiend likes to indulge in both. Or perchance I may offer him boarding after one of his deviant binges or sanctuary when he is avoiding the authorities. Whatever and however I choose to dispose of EL BRUJ0, rest assured that the reckoning is about to take the first step in its journey, and that the fates may have no mercy and curse that devil's unholy soul. EL BRUJO you're going to die.

I don't listen to chavecore, cause it's not true necro grim.

I've been trying to get them to fornicate, but CWM is scared of blood.

But the vagina is the most sensitive during mentruation, due to all the blood flow. So if you want to please the Banky, gets to eatin' before the blood dries up, yo.

Hey Banks and CWM, why don't you guys fuck and get it over with?

It feels so good to fuck'em over.

What's genuis is that I have a 20 inch cock, which means I can suck myself without bending over, but I don't have to due to all the pussy I get for having said cock. It's a work of art I tells ya!

Look at my post count, bitches. You know you want it.

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Yeah, but unlike you, my post count is... Going. To increase. NEVER~!

We can all stare at the marvelous splendor that is my post count. It pwnz j00.

This shit is ghey.

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