EL BRUJ0

Did SP just pwned somebody? Oh, wait it's just johnson. *yawns*

Of course, whatever you people do is your business.

I just thought with johnson being happy that he's not testing for drugs (another failure avoided), that he and his partner were going to celebrate, fellatio style.

Don't you have drugs, and meat poles, to be smoking, johnny? Git to it, boy.

*is sexually stimulated by the cone*

Quit queering up the thread, razazteca. Now, are you going to let me, IDRM, and AoO run that train on you or what, Damaramu?

Filthy homosexuals and their perverted lifestyles.

To Deranged Hermit, Don't knock it, till you've tried it.

Might as well try to get in on some of the mangina action. Hey Dama, want to try a triple penetration?

^is going to get hit on by IDRM.

Just for shits, no giggles, caption this: The Dames, after his parents walked in on him receiving oral sex from one Mr. "I saved the board" Popick.

This thread is ghey.

People doing stuff is so over-rated.

Dude, Rant and sexuality DO NOT MIX.

^stupid fuckass

suck me beautiful

^shut it, queermo.

^gh3y

Anybody else picture Inc. wearing shades like Squirtle did when he joined the Squirtle squad?

No johnson sucks this week?

That's cause he's still hasn't gotten over the fact that goatse.cx man dumped him for tubgirl.

Wat U mean, jellybean?

lick my sweaty balls, TSM.

Today, my fellow thesmartmarkians, is quite simpley one of the most pissingly delicious days one could hope for. For you see, the counting of posts has ceased. The post count is dead, long live "THE POST~!" No longer will the people have to suffer through the inane childish activities of posts whores and their posting ways. The days of posting +1 posts are to be kicked to the side, like the fecal matter that they are on our messageboard shoes. Gone will be the games of one-up-manship of pic posting stupidity. The time of the smilies will fade into the blackhole of repressed history. Cybering will once again be regarded as the deviant sexual behavior that it is. The dead horse beatary by inside jokes will fade away into the planes of myths and legends Yes, for today dawns the time of "THE POST~!" "THE POST~!" will be new standard by which future generations of messageboard activity will be judged. "THE POST~!" will be the beacon of light born out of the night. "THE POST~!" is the return to the golden era of posting, where "content" was the norm, and quality asserted its mighty might over quantity. Posters can rejoice that there long thought out threads and responses will not degenerate into petty wars of flame, left to be picked by the posting jackels. A poster can rest easily, knowing that the thread that is nurtured will lastingly grow and not be deleted by insecure admins and mods. So come and post, one and all, for now is the time of "THE POST~!" +1

This thread is gh3y.