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EL BRUJ0

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  1. EL BRUJ0

    Holy, PAAARTY ANIMAL

    BUUUUUUUUUU URRRRNNNSSS!
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    Holy, PAAARTY ANIMAL

    <---Does not get it due to heavy drinking... at the bar... with pals.... yeah, drinking at the bar with pals... it's what I do... cause it's cool... I'm cool.... I'm cool... cool.
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    JOIN....NOW

    <---Post whore
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    New Me's wife kicks the shit out of him!

    Just because you aren't gay doesn't mean you can't fuck him in the mouth and call him Sally. It just means you might not enjoy it in a sexual way; although you might like it in a dominating way.
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    JOIN....NOW

    No man, you got it wrong. Living is a waste of life.
  6. Hey game, I'm expecting an asshair count when ever you post again. But you can't post it in this thread since it's only for men who like to have sex with men, and you're obviously not man, silly fag.
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    JOIN....NOW

    I was just kidding, Inc. With your love for the alf and your rampant pedophilia, I know you're rocking the alfdog and CC love right now.
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    JOIN....NOW

    It's the two Misters, Rant and J.
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    JOIN....NOW

    Ah, yes, playing the seniority card I see. How long till the "yo' mamma so fat" and "my dick is bigger than yours" cards are played?
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    JOIN....NOW

    Shut it, boy.
  11. Bert and Ernie was triple anal penatration sex scenes compared to this lame Popick bullshit.
  12. EL BRUJ0

    Lets Get Retaaarded in here

    I've always been bias towards the word "encunt". "Shut up before I encunt you!"
  13. EL BRUJ0

    How Can We Improve this Folder?

    ^Shut the fuck up. BITCH~!
  14. EL BRUJ0

    TSM Karaoke Bar

    * violently grabs the mic* "This one's called: I Cum Blood!" Swollen with liquid Ready to burst A load of my lymph Will quench this dead body's thirst One month in the grave twisted and half decayed She turned a putrid yellow I pissed in her maggot filled asshole Fucking the rotting My semen is bleeding The smell of decay Seeps from her genital cavity The smell was unbearable As I unburied her I cum blood from my erection I feel it run down her throat, swallow Eyes glassy and vacant body dug up to play with Skin greasy and naked tounguing her rotted anus I need a live woman to fill with my fluid A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill her body exceptional she thought I was normal but I wanted more I came blood inside of her chocking on the clot gagging on the snot gushing blood, from her mouth bloody gel leaking out Body buried in a shallow grave Unmarked for none to find The sickness I have left behind Undetected go my crimes The greatest thrill of my life To slit my own cock with a knife Violent, climax Serging serum on my skin Back from the dead I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction
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    The New Me's Blog

    While I hold on to your small intestine.
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    The New Me's Blog

    I, on the other hand, am a Mexican Fist Fucker. *puts on his steel gauntlet*
  17. This thread rules it just for being the excuse of my linking the "Message to Jubuki" thread. That there is a goddamn ***** classic.
  18. Is it just me, or did thesmartmark came off as very johnsonish in that thread? This could be seen as the sequel to the message to jubuki thread. In light of...
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    Let's go hang out

    She can't, New Me. The snuff has her entranced.
  20. EL BRUJ0

    Let's go hang out

    *sits next to CC and continues to watch snuff* "So,.. you like... snuff?"
  21. I'm usually ain't down with the digital dick-suckary, but I gots ta give mad props to OSIcon. And just cause I'm feeling a bit dickish, I present: A Message To Jubuki
  22. EL BRUJ0

    Great Album TITLES

    Prosthetic Cunt: Fuckin' Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit Fuck Stick
  23. EL BRUJ0

    Let's go hang out

    *highjacks the TV* *pops in some snuff videos*
  24. EL BRUJ0

    Avast ye Smart Marks!

    Yea, like that one fuck who kept sticking in his patented phrase of "I saved the board." into every thread. You couldn't post anywhere without reading that once a day. "Hey guys, I just had sex!" "I saved the board." "That match on SD last night was a five star classic" "I saved the board." "The new (insert band name) CD is killer" "I saved the board." "The war on Iraq is official!" "I saved the board." I'm glad the fucky isn't around to post anymore.
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    I'm going on a date tomorrow...

    Dude, just tell her about his sexual excursions of the Alf-kind. That'll learn 'em. Remember kids, bros befoe hoes. I bet Inc will luck out and he'll end up having a threesome with the girl and Alf. Someone needs to write a script for that. Vin Diesel + Alf + coke whore = box office payola!
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