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The troll-hunting is just pure annoyance concentrate. At least wait till you taste the cock before you deem it STD-ridden.

No. I don't care for eagan. But if one day I get an interest for the manly ass sex, eagan will not be at the top of my list. <---*too much man for eagan to handle*

I care for eagan comments as much as a good ol' fashioned prison sphincter shanking.

I'm so sick of your ten-post-dick-wavery. You always shove it down everyone's throat without even considering anyone's feelings. You got ten posts. We know. Quit showing off, you putz.

/\ || || || Ghey

^secretly a terrorist... a deathmetal-loving terrorist.

And the eternal case of diarrhea that is johnson continues to undulate the board with his special brand of fecal water. I say it's high time for an enema of epic proportions. Any suggestions?

You goddamn right. There's nothing more annoying, for me, then to play an Emperor track for someone and ten seconds into the song they start saying shit like, "He's just screaming", "Why's he screaming so much", "This shit is just noise", "Why/How do you listen to this shit" and some other 20 tangents and before you know it the song is over. Open up your minds a little, fuckers. As a funny side note, I've played so much death/black metal and grindcore for my wife, that any time I put on some power metal she always asks, "Why are you listening to that ghey stuff?"

<---*wonders if johnson is stupid enough to argue with DrTom*

A sexy tool? Please continue, my member is moist.

No need for apologies, 'boose. Unless you're actually one of johnson's other user names.

The barron/dynamite hate can all be solved with a little thing called cybersex. You two know what to do.

You're going to ruin it for the rest of us!

Hey, some of us have low standards. *wallows around in filth*

/\ || || || Ghey

Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am fun again However far away I will always love you However long I stay I will always love you Whatever words I say I will always love you I will always love you Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am free again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am clean again However far away I will always love you However long I stay I will always love you Whatever words I say I will always love you I will always love you

*opens money-filled suitcase* Brazillian Kidnapper1: Look at all that purple and pink! Brazillian Kidnapper2: Wow, our money sure is gay!

ghey

Last song I listened to: Eminem: Kill You When I was just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me But then I got a little bit older and I realized, she was the crazy one But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it cause that's just the way she was They said I can't rap about bein broke no more They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more (AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?! (AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it (AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you (AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma? "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*} Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, guns, cuts Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up! I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO! Just criminal intent to sodomize women again Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse to do it again, THEN, if he does it again you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th (Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman? Serial killer hidin murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo Here we go again, we're out of our medicine out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in Or I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. Eh-heh, know why I say these things? Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE! TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink? FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her from principal to the student body and counselor from in-school to before school to out of school I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J. I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS ACHE You faggots keep eggin me on til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop? SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME! Or I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies You know I love you

^? Was that directed at moi?

How do you think we should handle this problem, Banky? One of my pet peeves is the unbuttoned collar. If you're rockin' the collar, it bes bee buttin, yo! But homies got no love for the jimmy hat. Rumor has it that Bin Laden likes to put on some NWA while torturing infidels. Darn tootin! Back in the day these shysters and goons would be locked up instead of being praised. Obviously it's the name of a person that can not spell properly. U bes ba-lee dat! If these slobs had jobs, they would know that the only time you can have an untucked shirt is on "Casual" Fridays at the office. Hey, don't hate if the Prezill-dizzyle wants to git his freak or war on. And the jersey and hat should only be worn when you're rootin' for the home team. I'd rather my daughter turn lesbian then for her to bring one of those "gangsters" home. Wholesome clit > O.G. dick

Since I've got nothing of substance to say: Rap iz ghey, homie.

Banky's Canadian (not that there's anything wrong with that), so the animal of choice would have to be a moose. Banky = moose fucker?

Shut the fuck up.

^likes to impress people on the internet. Fag.