EL BRUJ0

*yawns*

<*is secretly stalking ^ not so secretly*

Agreed. The fecal catagory is an honor that should only be reserved for golden nuggets such as yourself. While I could debate the issue of whether or not Banky was indeed a troll, I won't since the idea of having an argument with you is about as inviting as a shank skull-scraping session. This statement is as funny as a quadriplegic trying to pick a fight with blind guy. No matter how appealing the prospect of a "disabled showdown" might be, the end result is that both will come out looking more pathetic than usual; which in the case of these two, they need to salvage every bit of "respect" that hasn't been lost in the sea of sewage that pours out each time they open their mouths. If CWM had a theory that memory is just a delusion brought upon by the mind-controlling substance of air, and we're actually just sitting around right now having false flashbacks, then that would make for an interesting discussion. Alas, I'm sure that the above sentence just needs to be repainted with a better grammar brush. So, what does CWM think people don't remember? Nap time? Tea time? Vader time? Please fill us in johnson, as I can't sleep without my nightly pre-bedtime drivel. It's been established that the classification of being sphincter-ejected is your domain, which is a just and fine fit, but your act is a site to beheld and is ful of awe. It's a rare occurence that when your stance is totally decimated by someone else, that you would come back for more. But not only did that happen, but you were begging to have your argument's asshole reamed again. To put it another way: When Ripper and godthedog teamed up for what was the argumentative equivalent of a gangbang, and popped your virginal debating skills with big logic thrusts, what should have followed was you quitely leaving the room. But being the "defiant rebel" that you are, you opted for the high and mighty stance of bending over and inviting them to another round by yelling "Is that all the fuck you got!" Of course people aren't going to pass up seconds no matter how sloppy they are, but I guess at some point the aspect of plugging away at the same logic holes loses its appeal even to the most disputing of dicks. But I don't expect you to respond with anything of substance so I'll just finish this off by saying: johnson iZ gh3y & He eetz teh p00p!

<---Likes to stalk people on AIM *is cool*

Fuck this thread.

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Yeah you fucks! Learn to respect a faceless individual on a message board!

Regarding your avatar and member title: Are you implying that Hello Kitty is gay? (in the sense that it's liked by people of the homosexual variety) OR, Are you implying that Hello Kitty is gay? (in the sense that she is a lesbian) If the former is true, is she the official mascot for Homosexuality Every Where? And if the latter is true, are there any pics of her engaging in homo-cartoonish sex scenes?

This is a travesty of a joke of Troll Field Guide! It doesn't give any stats, Armor Class, Hit Points, or alignment for any of the trolls. I want my money back!

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*Fights and beats Deranged Hermit into a bloody mess* *Claims Deranged Hermit for his own* "On second thought, you're used and banged up." *throws Deranged Hermit in the gutter*

The Flying Dutchman Action Figure: Now with FISH~! popping-out-of-cake-ACTION!

Nice nod to the chemist thing. I'm on my third listen of the new album and so far so good: Here are my rankings of their ablums, excluding the new one and Origin of The Feces. 4. Slow Deep and Hard While certainly not a bad album, the reason for it's low rankings is that I can't connect with the album, lyrically, as I used to during my teenage years, when I had a lot more hate in me. I think that track six is totally unnecessary and track five went on twice as long as it needed to. Also, the second track seems out of place on this disc, given the context of the remaining four tracks; but those four tracks are required listening to anyone that's ever been depressed of experienced emotional problems of the women kind. 3. World Coming Down The four non-songs track (1,3,6,10) work real well within the album and the last track is my favorite cover that they have done, however there's one song that made me rank this below Bloody Kisses and that's number twelve. I dislike both the vocals and lyrics, but otherwise the music is okay. Had that track been taken off, the album might have made number one on my list and it certainly would've pushed back this album: 2. Bloody Kisses Now like the previous album, there was a track on this disc that soured my listening pleasure and that would be the title track. I said was, because I've since grown to tolerate that track. While I still don't enjoy it as much as the other songs, I don't skip it like I do Hallow's Eve. I'm curious as to what you thought were stupid shit and throw awaytracks, since everything else was good in my opinion. 1. October Rust This album hooked me on the first listen and I'm still firmly attached to it's gothic lure. There is absolutely no song on here that I don't enjoy and even the three filler tracks (1, 2, 15) are too short to be considered a nuisance. This is the one album I would recommend to anyone interested in Type O Negative.

^ghey

How do you know I'm not one already? *suspenseful music plays*

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Evidently IDRM and Inc. must have had one crazy night out on the town.

Hey, cock chuggary > solidarity. (even if it was done by a she-male) Rock on, Inc.!

I wonder how Banky feels about being described as this: Hairy as a satyr, flat-backed, with slack, drooping buttocks that rather resembled a pair of dirty rags flapping upon his upper thighs; the skin of those buttocks was, thanks to whipstrokes, so deadened and toughened that you could seize up a handful and knead it without his feeling a thing. In the center of it all there was displayed - no need to spread those cheeks - an immense orifice whose enormous diameter, odor, and color bore a closer resemblance to the depths of a well-freighted privy than to an asshole; and, crowning touch to these allurements, there was numbered among this sodomizing pig's little idiosyncrasies that of always leaving this particular part of himself in such a state of uncleanliness that one was at all times able to observe there a rim or pad a good two inches thick.

Yes, because my life isn't complete until I become a lice-ridden amnesiac. Since the fish showed up: He swims the dark seas, an immortal ancestor, One of the Deep Ones.

So, you and DA are brothers and Zack likes for you to thrust your enormous member in his asshole. Gotcha.

If you'r the Duc, then who is Durcet, the Bishop, and Curval?

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