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EL BRUJ0

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    BEANER DAY

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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    fuck, you suck jingus...
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    Ask Wilford Brimley

    Mr Brimley, what's your take on this story here: DELIVERANCE star BURT REYNOLDS was so impressed with country legend WILLIE NELSON when they met, the actor's now convinced they'd have made the perfect gay couple. Reynolds and Nelson teamed up to make appearances in the upcoming movie adaptation of cult TV show DUKES OF HAZZARD, and twice-divorced Reynolds admits he almost immediately saw a perfect partner in the singer. He says, "When I worked with Willie Nelson - who is just about the nicest man I've ever worked with in my life - I thought, 'If I'd have been gay, it would've saved me millions, just because we'd still be happily married.'
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    Your table's ready

    Ludwig Wittgenstein H.P. Lovecraft Makoto Nagano Alan Moore (a recently deceased Alan Moore, not the current one) My great great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand-daughter, age 30 (I assumed since we can pick the dead, the unborn should also be fair game)
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    Marney: RIP

    Yes I did, though unknowingly and inadvertently. What is "undeniable" is only your vicious attempt to make a beautiful seduction some kind of tawdry analogy to prostitution because of your personal animosity towards me. You are a filthy liar and a scumbag and you do not deserve to be granted the position of trust that you hold. gene how could you?
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    The Master of Side Dishes Tournament

    my favorite side dish: Shredded Hash Browned Potatoes (Don't know if that counts as a side)
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    lol. fag^
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    Book recommendations

    you goddamn right! You perverse deviant.
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    The Eliminator

    Fuck it, I'll give it a go...
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    Countdown to cannibalism

    You could so keep slaves in check by threatening not to convert their souls into wafers.
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    Countdown to cannibalism

    Well most of the metaphysical problem would lay on the eater, not on the eaten. You know, tainting your soul with the sin of cannibalism... Hey doesn't Christianity believe in the resurrection of the soul and the body? If you eat those of that faith, do you deny them their chance at life after death?
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    Countdown to cannibalism

    You two will have to fight to the death to see who eats La Parka. Unless one of you lets the other one eat him and then eat he who ate La Parka. Oh yeah, you best believe I'd be canniballin'. If I did it long enough, I'd probably have human stock to breed and eat.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    It's ok Milky, I'll still love you no matter how obese your undisciplined ass gets.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I too, would like to post all up in the gulag. It could be a contender...
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    Black People Slowdown

    Let's hit the cut...
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    KOAB

    This KOAB fellow must be one hot number to warrant Simon keeping tabs on his avatar. Ah... young love.
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    Kinetic's Video Extravaganza

    u jackin' off wit dem marvins, bitch I don't give a fuck! (the fuck is a glenn beck?)
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    Grab the nearest book

    Her dialogue overlaps her own dialogue. Her mouth is moving but I'm not hearing anything and I can't listen, I can't really concentrate, since my rabbit has been cut to look... just... like... a... star! Shoestring french fries surround it and chunky red salsa has been smeared across the top of the plate--which is white and porcelain and two feet wide--to give the appearance of a sunset but it looks like one big gunshot wound to me and shaking my head slowly in disbelief I press a finger into the meat, leaving the indentation of one finger, then another, and then I look for a napkin, not my own, to wipe my hand with. Brent Easton Ellis - American Psycho
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    Who here hasn't changed their screen name?

    Same name since sign up, but this is my second avatar.
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    Scientists discover small hairless rodents

    Mayhaps, but just to be sure: Marvin, inject some acid into your foot.
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    Whatever Happened to?

    The Gheyme was good times. Get CWM in here, he would hate on the Gheyme with da fierceness...
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    Today was my birthday, yet I am home by midnight.

    Where are the cock pictures? There shall be no birthday wishes til the cock is shown.
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