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You're not looking close enough. I can see it, and I'm sure just about everyone here can too.

Well done, Ravenbomb.

One man's attempt to liven up The O'Reilly Factor:

I see you've all forgotten Johnson, Kamui and RobJohnStone for sheer loathesomness.

It's still the first page, gary floyd. Your patience will surely AW FUCK

The TheSmartMarks FUCKIJUSTGOTSHOTS.

It's still the first page, gary floyd. Your patience will surely be rewarded.

Will Ferrell swallows his own face in a bizarre meatpacking-related mishap. He enters a phone destroying competition based out of Minneapolis where he has to defeat the revived 1903 Chicago Cubs, using the assistance of a new electric toupee. Featuring Al Waxman, Dame Sarah Berhardt, and Henry Rollins as the Bolivian government. It's called Alexei Forsberg: He Uses His Dick Like A Fucking Space Station.

Weren't you briefly "Ritter" as a rip on Johnson, or am I confusing that with someone else?

BOB Johnson.

I smile to myself. I suppose this realization may be startling to some people, but it happens to be the basis of my own personal cosmology, so I am pleased. I'm perfectly at peace. The Tetherballs of Bougainville, Mark Leyner

I got away unscathed. FAIL.

Matthew Lesko breaks it down for you.

Buck 65 - "Mr. Nobody"

Not really. It turns out that I'm not a real person, but am actually one of characters in the viral marketing campaign. Caught me off-guard I tell you.

Actually, I've heard it whispered that no one really liked Tower 7, and "Tower 7 had it coming for years."

97. Downhome will not weep at the death of Lashley.

I wonder if he and TimeCube are doing anything later; we could go hang out.

Mandel's OCD, so he'd be paranoid. Probably already knows about the Serial Piller, but is doesn't want to show his hand (or briefcase #16 for that matter). I heard that one point KITT was to be played by Mr. Martin Balsam, but he's been dead for yonks, so I don't place much stock in his replacement. Easy money on Mr. Feeney, unless Vader does a run-in.

SO SEZ :YOU:!

'94 was rather anemic, other than the double winner angle and the origin of "The Diesel Treatment."

I seem to recall early 1994, when Maxx Payne pretty much out and out said he was a face now and started teaming with Cactus Jack.