...

Me as me. Me also as Mike.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

You and me both, my man.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

I blinged my ice and I dunno what the hell was supposed to happen...

SO SEZ YOU!

d00d wh6t iz tak1ng s0 l0ng i ju5t want 2 p0st on y0ur b0rd.

ThE mAsTeR wOuLd NoT aPpRoVe Of AlTeRnAtE uPpEr CaSe...

Then beat them.

If you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em.

Crono, you really are the person who posts the shit you post!

I'm a gimmick poster.

Yeah, Columbine, Oklahoma City bombing, Honey Roasted Branch Davidians... What weird astrological events trigger this twisted shit?

[Holding up hand, bouncing in seat.] Ooh! Ooh!

Well, there is always resetting the old post count arbitrarily, but that would be the easy way out.

SO SEZ YOU!

Overplayed goatse.cx references and Simpson pop culture assimilation COLLIDE.

This should be easier:

Bad News Brown/Allen was the security guard at the last place I lived.

*towelling self off* Okay, who keeps summoning me out of the shower? Meta-humor, eh? Well, I'll give it a shot. I know 5/24/98 was one of the darkest days in wrestling history, but...

All this thread needs is a good Mama Cass and/or Karen Carpenter joke.

Bob Johnson.

Indeed.

Mozz, consider yourself disowned as a protege. I won't have you going Larry Zybysko on me

Ever been to CE?... SO SEZ YOU! (ROTFLMAO METAHUMOR)