...

He called me a loser? YEAH, YOU GONNA SIT THERE AND TAKE THAT?!? FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

...and the chains... ...and the electrodes...

The ten best minutes TSM has seen in a year. But the question begs the answer: did mozak plateau early with "Happy B day?" Or will his next series of missives provoke us to regard Kotz as "just a big loser?" I eagerly await tomorrow 8:00 AM.

I thought it was flax-seed oil.

*randomly says SO SEZ YOU!*

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time, huh?

Self-esteem is for pussies.

<--- Close enough, right? Right? Anyone have any favored methods of suicide to suggest?

I think I compulsively pull my eyebrow hairs out bit by bit. Sometimes my scalp too, but my right eyebrow is looking less and less symetrical.

I used to be a stage manager at a dinner theatre until I was abruptly fired after an employee nearly died of alcohol poisoning at an after show party I was in attendance at. And in the interceding six months, I have an insatiable desire to damage indiscriminately those who wronged me and never bothered to support, assist or even contact me in my darkest hours. In other words... I HAVE REVENGE FANTASIES INVOLVING A DINNER THEATRE. I stand before you stripped of self-respect.

I don't get it.

You're... mocking me, aren't you?

WE'VE MOVED ON.

SO SEZ YOU!

SO SEZ YOU!

And as much as Bill Murray rules us all, Where the Buffalo Roam was a bit of a plodder. Good casting choice though.

Well, as much as Manos was a Defining Moment for me in MST, for sheer comedy value it's tough to beat a, say, "Space Mutiny" (hey, Big McLargeHuge) or "Cave Dwellers." But I can't sit through something like "The Unearthly" without nodding off, unlike "Manos" which is consistently entertaining. Your milage may vary, I s'pose. Don't make me bring back the "Rocket Man" avatar. I like Leonard Cohen where he is.

SAYING IT = GOSPEL

I've got gravel in my chin. True story.

Maybe it's absinthe.

Oh man, you're on drugs right now.

INTELLECT = PUT ME ON THE LIST, GAIJIN.

WHOOSH~ FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT.

So not liking HST is a sign of being uneducated? Could it be the fact that his writing sucked and he was overrated by his little fan-boys? -=Mike Edit.

Y WOULD U NOT WANT MAGUS???///