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    SAY SOMETHING

    OH YEAH? WELL BAN AGNES
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    SAY SOMETHING

    You didn't freeze when you read it?
  3. ^ will never tear us apart.
  4. Two minute pause for a run to the dictionary.
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    Jingus

    WOW I'VE NEVER SEEN THE VOMIT SMILEY BEFORE MAYBE SOMEONE WILL USE THE BOXING SMILEY AND MEANING CAN BE BROUGHT TO MY MEANINGLESS LIFE
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    SAY SOMETHING

    *doesn't exist* I'm here! I'm not here! Get used to it!
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    This is my kingdom now.

    *sits and feels sorry for himself*
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    This is my kingdom now.

    It appears I'm no longer the "it" poster. Now I know how The Strokes feel.
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    This is my kingdom now.

    Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.
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    THE QUEST!

    You are the people that post the shit you post.
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    THE QUEST!

    FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT
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    BRING BACK FRIGID SOUL

    If I was getting married, you could come. But leave your dick sucking stories at home. it would be embarrassing for me/
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    Comedians are not funny

    When in doubt, go for the cliched Simpsons quote.
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    Comedians are not funny

    Ah, but how good can his stand-up be if you only ever hear "he's not as bad as on Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos?"
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    Comedians are not funny

    Eddie Izzard can always get me rolling.
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    Comedians are not funny

    Tonight, Bob Saget performs in my home town.
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    Frigidsoul

    http://bizarrerecords.com/pages/DrugsDave.html
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    Frigidsoul

    KIDS RAP! DON'T BE A FOOL! STAY IN SCHOOL! DON'T GET HIGH AND DRIVE A CAR! YOU WILL NOT GET VERY FAR!
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    Meatwad

    I also love how "I don't care if it's PC or not" now means "I'm about to say something deliberately stupid."
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    Meatwad

    Hey, I'm your avatar's brother. Or I am your avatar. I dunno. DVD PLAYER~!
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    Happy Fucking Easter

    "MEN'S WEAR."
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    Happy Fucking Easter

    Yeah, it's to theology what the Happy Meal is to fast food.
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    Happy Fucking Easter

    Based in Pagan ritual. It's no coincidence that the two biggest Christian holidays fall on what were Pagan holidays.
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