UZI Suicide

If they're planning to go on some huge world tour that's going to shake up the music world they seriously need to re-think things. The 2002 tour did so poor in ticket sales, and that one was cancelled, so how many people are going to actually buy tickets for a second go-round? What Axl really needs to do, and I know his ego will never allow him to do this, but he needs to do a small club tour in the U.S. like Velvet Revolver did they first got together, just to show fans that he's actually in it for the long run this time, and to gain a lot of fans he's either lost or never had.

I expect Jimmy back for a few shows, probably this one (didn't Will Ferrell come back like 5 freaking times last year? Ok maybe not 5, but like.. 3)

Haha, yeah right bitch. I bet you have each title reign engraved on a plaque. I thought you were a big fan of HHH. I'm not a big HHH fan, although I think he gets a lot of undeserved bashing and do enjoy his wrestling most of the time, but he's definitely lying out of his ass in this situation.

Haha, yeah right bitch. I bet you have each title reign engraved on a plaque.

"You're dressed like a gay racecar driver" HOLY SHIT, that was hilarious.

California Connecticut Pittsburgh Michigan Maryland Texas Tech Ohio State Oklahoma LSU Wisconsin Florida State Notre Dame Clemson Washington Florida USC Minnesota Tiebreaker #1: How many total points will be scored in the Connecticut/Boston College game? 34 Tiebreaker #2: How many yards rushing will Cal's J.J. Arrington have against Southern Miss? 160

Damn, she looks pretty good. There's no way she can be seriously in love with him. He must be EXTREMELY rich and leaving her all his fortune, and they probably never have sex (sort of like Anna Nicole Smith's marriage)

Mark Loretta above Adrian Beltre? Mark Loretta? MARK LORETTA?

That's hot. She's probably really fat though.

Why does it seem like Tommy says this exact same thing every year? Ohh, because he DOES say this every year.

Well this week has absolutely KICKED ME IN THE ASS. Too many upsets.

from Wrestlecrap "Well my wife figured it was time to let me out of the house, and WWE was in Beaumont Saturday, so off we went on a 100 mile drive. When I got to the arena the security guard was talking to a WWE agent on a walkie-talkie to see if I could go in the wrestler's entrance. The agent asked if I was a big guy with a beard. The guard said no. I told him I just shaved it off today, which he repeated to the agent. (A likely story, right?) I pulled out my id and then they knew it was me. Yes, I finally shaved my hair and beard off. I haven't been without at least a moustache, since high school. Feels weird, but it was starting to go now. The first person we saw was Ric Flair, and he immediately came over to hug me and ask how I was doing. Next was HHH, Kane, Chris Benoit, Christian, William Regal, Val Venis, Steven Richards and of course the Hebners, Steve Kiern, and Arn Anderson. The young guys that didn't know who I was with the different look, all came up and introduced themselves, like Randy Orton, Shelton Benjamin, Batista, Rob Conway, Sylvian Grenier, Eugene, Chuck Palumbo, and Coach. Everyone was of course so concerned for me, but this was one of those "Memory-making" days for my family, so HHH sent the agents to put my family in some good close seats, while I stayed in the back. HHH got a HHH t-shirt for my son, and a Lita t-shirt for my daughter, along with 2 programs, which I ran all over getting everyone to sign. Chris Benoit was awesome to my son. He gave my daughter a t-shirt, but to my son, get this, he gave a pair of his ring-worn tights! Then he thought my son would want to just "play" wrestler in them, but no, my son got him to sign them because he wants to display them. My son was so honored. So they watched most of the show, but unfortunately it was getting a bit too much for me physically, so we left before the semi, and main events. Everyone was just so good to us, I couldn't thank them enough, I know they'd do it for any of the boys, but still to see the excitement, and happiness in my kids' eyes it's like......priceless. Don't tell anyone but I think my daughter likes Randy Orton (Shhhh) HHH assured me that a letter to Vince would be personally delivered so everything went great." 'Quake"

I don't think so, Tim. He's already the most talented ever, and by the time he retires he'll have the #'s.

Oh Vince will definitely run with this. Carmella is the loose cannon of Divas~!

Cowboys Worst - 1998.. Passing on the man who will go down as the greatest WR to ever play the game, Randy Moss, to draft GREG FUCKING ELLIS. Yes, a lot of teams passed on Moss, but EVERYONE knew Dallas should take him. They needed to replace Irvin who was on his last legs, everyone on ESPN was screaming for Dallas to take him, Moss wanted go come here.. it was a no brainer. I don't even remember the rest of that draft, I was too pissed to watch it.

Steve Young is so boring as an analyst.

She'd have to drop about 10 pounds for me to even consider sending her a dollar.

WTF.. you'd think they would let London and Kidman be champs for a while to build up a reputation as a tag team before doing the "dramatic split"

If they're getting rid of the character they could have him come out on RAW in like a month. . dressed in regular clothing, hair cut short, beard shaved. He says that all his life he dreamed of being a wrestler, but "Eugene" isn't really him, "Eugene" was just a stupid gimmick devised by the WWE. Dinsmore can say he thought it would only be temporary but then the WWE ran with it and made a mockery of everything he's worked for in his career. He can say he had fans laughing at him at every city he went to.. calling him a retard. He completely bashes Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff, etc, but then also denounces the fans for turning their backs on him. He sort of "breaks kayfabe" a little by saying nothing we're seeing on TV is real and his gimmick was just one in a long line of stupid gimmicks we've seen on WWE TV. He says he's not really Bischoff's nephew and Bischoff can rot in hell for all he cares. Bischoff has him taken away by security and after that Nick Dinmsmore becomes a "loose cannon" type character terrorizing heels and faces on RAW. crap.. this became like a fantasy booking post.. sorry.

Missouri Florida State Oregon State Wisconsin Arizona State Nebraska UCLA Fresno State Michigan Ohio State Washington State Virginia Texas A&M Georgia Oklahoma USC Clemson Penn State Alabama Arkansas Tiebreaker 1 - 45 Tiebreaker 2 - 300

Do new episodes of this show still air?

you do realize he has the 2nd highest OBP in the AL right?

Well DLS is never a team that's really relied on talent as much as just getting guys to believe in their style of play and executing to perfection. However this year they just don't have those caliber of guys.

It had to end sometime. I'm not surprised, this is the weakest team DLS has fielded in quite sometime. However, I'd hate to be the team that has to play DLS next week.

What call was that?