UZI Suicide

This has nothing to do with the WWE, but as a college student majoring in Journalism, I can safely say that this article is one of the biggest piles of shit I've ever read.

That was easily the match of the night.

Damn, kudos to Floyd for taking that chop.

Worst. Entrance. Ever.

This really should have ended the show. The crowd is going to be drained after this one.

61. Dallas Cowboys select - Earl Bennett, WR, Vanderbilt.

I'd kill to see Dylan McKay back on my TV screen.

Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails are headlining Lollapalooza.

He's just havin' fun man, just havin' fun.

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Does this look like a man that would make a stupid free agent signing?

I'm shocked that Favre actually retired. Will the NFL do the right thing and make every team wear a #4 on their helmets this season?

Mike Adamle is really painful to watch.

For all the money they're paying him, they couldn't fly him out for RAW?

The Rock doesn't owe anybody anything, but I think he could still show up a little more often than he does (like, once or twice a year maybe?). I don't think his schedule is so unbelievably busy that he can't push aside a Monday or two every every year to make an appearance.

With the 29th pick, the Dallas Cowboys select... Rashard Mendenhall, RB, Illinois. Can't believe he's still on the board. Dallas is looking for a RB to team up with Marion Barber and Mendenhall is a great fit.

With the 22nd pick, the Dallas Cowboys select.. Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB, Tennessee State

I'm guessing because of Spygate, Clemons, and Jason Kidd's trade controversy its not really a big story now, but since it was on ATH and PTI today, I'm sure it'll pick up in the next 5 1/2 weeks. So because there's other big sports stories, it isn't getting any play? There's ALWAYS going to be big stories. There will be injuries, spring training, NFL draft, more trial stuff, NBA season winding down, etc. There's never not going to be something going on. Mayweather isn't a big mainstream name. Sports fans know him, but that's about it. Having Baseball favorite player being outed by his 2 best friends as a cheat is a very big story. Having the best team in football (arguably) being sued for cheating their way to a Superbowl ring, is a very big story. Shaq 1st game for the Suns is a pretty big story. Jason Kidd getting held up because 2 players rom Dallas are acting like pricks is a big story. If the stories were just about "Injuries, the draft, spring training, and the NBA season winding down" and Mayweather didn't get much coverage, then you would have a valid point, but thats not the case there is some really big stories in sports right now and wrestling is not a top priority. When Floyd was being asked by White to join UFC, after making some comments about how MMA was a joke, it made ESPN. So I see no reason why him being involved in wrestling wouldn't make it, unless it was some huge stories going on. If anything its not Floyd fault, if could be nobody wants anything to do with pro wrestling. Spygate isn't going anywhere, neither is the Clemens stuff. That and other steroid talk will take even more precedence as we get into Spring Training and more players are questioned about the Mitchell Report. The NFL draft is HUGE and is going to be all over the place in the coming weeks. We can argue about just how big certain sports stories are, but the fact is, there's always going to be big stories going on in sports and if they couldn't get any pub from Mayweather breaking Big Show's nose on PPV (and I doubt there will be anything else in the storyline that surpasses that as far as shock value goes), then they won't get much pub for anything else they do. The difference between getting Mayweather and not De La Hoya would be like the difference between getting Tim Duncan and Kobe Bryant. Mayweather has much more personality and character than Duncan, but the thing is, while Duncan and Mayweather are at the top of their sports, they aren't household names that non-sports fans know and aren't very well-known at all by the mainstream media.

Doesn't Enigma actually have a picture of himself in his avatar or something? So, Leena is probably Mecca. I mean, that HAS to be a gimmick, right?

Larry the Cable Guy plays hard-working family man Clint Tucker. Clint Tucker loves three things - fishing, NASCAR and "The Price is Right". Clint's birthday present from his wife is a real doozy, a trip out to Los Angeles to be in the audience for a taping of "The Price is Right". Clint can't believe his luck when he's actually called up to the stage to compete in one of the games. Everyone is having fun except for host Drew Carey, who has come down with a horrible case of the flu. Clint can't believe his luck when he actually makes it up on stage and gets to play "Plinko". While playing Plinko, Carey's flu begins getting out of control and his coughing, sneezing and dizzy spells cause him to leave the stage. Clint uses his southern charm to keep the crowd entertained with jokes and humorous anecdotes before production decides to halt taping on the show. While walking back to his car, Clint feels dejected and somehow responsible for Drew Carey being sick. A middle aged man in a suit, a CBS executive, chases him down in the parking lot and informs him that Drew Carey just quit the show, citing the constant workload as a problem for him, causing him to be sick all the time. The suit tells Clint that after seeing the way the crowd responded to him, they're prepared to offer him the job as host. Clint nearly falls over with excitement, but quickly accepts the job and becomes new host of the Price is Right! His excitement quickly turns sour, however, after buying a new house in L.A. and helping The Price is Right dominate in ratings during his first few weeks on the air, he gets a chilling phone call from Drew Carey who informs him that his "sickness" isn't actually the reason he quit, but rather because he feared for his life. A rival talk show host who was failing in the ratings had hired assassins to kill Drew Carey. He told Clint the same group would soon be after him. Clint can't believe it, but sure enough, troubling signs pop up. He finds himself being followed home most nights and gets menacing notes from this group left for him in his dressing room. With the help of the FBI, Clint begins to combat these people, but finds the help from the FBI isn't quite enough. He decides to take justice into his own hands, calling on his best friend and retired police chief Sam Cole (Bill Engvall). With Sam's help, Clint becomes talk show host by day, undercover agent by night, turning the tables on these ruthless assassins and figuring out just exactly who they are and who they are working for. When they are figured out, they decide to launch a full-fledged attack on Clint. During a particular taping of the show, the group decides to kill him on stage while he's doing the show to make their ultimate statement. After the showcase showdown, when one of the guests wins a new car and his family and friends come on to celebrate, the killers hit the stage, hoping to get lost in the crowd and run up on Clint and shoot him. A few shots are fired and Clint is able to duck, but the crowd is sent into a frenzy. Needing to do something quickly, he hops into the guest's newly won SUV and runs down the would-be assassins, hitting all of them with the car. He gets out of the SUV, surveys the damage, smiles for the camera and says.."Now don't forget to spay and neuter your pets ya'll.. GIT R' DONE!" His star gets even bigger after this, and he makes talk show appearances on all the major shows (Leno, Larry King, etc.) to talk about his experience. CBS execs are so pleased that they offer him a multi-million dollar raise, but Clint has other ideas. After taking his family on a vacation to Hawaii while "Price" isn't taping, he decides he has to do the right thing. When he comes back to Los Angeles, he heads over to Drew Carey's house. Carey tells him how proud he is of what he did and wished he could have had the courage to do that. Clint tells him it was nothing, and the final scene of the movie happens.. Clint: *pulls Plinko chip and keys to his on-set trailer out of his pocket* I believe this belongs to you.. Drew: What? No, it's your show now. Clint: Nah man, it's your show. After doin' this for a few months, I realized this job, this Hollywood life, it ain't cut out fer me. I reckon the best thing for me to do is take the money I dun made, head back home and get back to mah life of fishin', Dale Jr. and watchin' you on TV. This your show, man. Drew: Thank you, I really appreciate it. Clint: No problem. *begins walking back to his new convertible, but turns around right before he opens the door*. Drew, just remember one thing.. GIT R' DONE!!!

I'm guessing because of Spygate, Clemons, and Jason Kidd's trade controversy its not really a big story now, but since it was on ATH and PTI today, I'm sure it'll pick up in the next 5 1/2 weeks. So because there's other big sports stories, it isn't getting any play? There's ALWAYS going to be big stories. There will be injuries, spring training, NFL draft, more trial stuff, NBA season winding down, etc. There's never not going to be something going on. Mayweather isn't a big mainstream name. Sports fans know him, but that's about it.

Mayweather's popularity is being overrated. WWE got virtually no mainstream press for Mayweather breaking Big Show's nose and if they didn't get any for that, then they probably won't get any for the rest of the storyline. I'm sure they'll get a few talk show appearances out of it, but by and large this doesn't seem to be making much of a dent in the mainstream. The only boxer with the popularity to have a Tyson-like impact is Oscar De La Hoya.

This headline on WWE.com right now.. He's burning in hell AND getting his name misspelled? Good work, Michael Cole.

I don't see why HHH/Cena needs to be for the title. Let Orton defend against Hardy again. HHH/Cena can just be a big re-match/grudge match.