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    That'll be real nice for you when all that fallout heads down south

     

    Depends on the winds that day..and no one said anything about nuclear bombs..just simple bunker busters or a few Tomahawk's would be fine.

     

    Re: USC #1..

     

    What case?

     

    Utah..the only thing you have is "undefeated"..but you could poke holes in that with the whole "well..they don't play in a power conference" and the other arguments as to why other teams shouldn't be jumped so high.

     

    USC..I just don't see how you jump them to #1 over Florida or even ahead of Texas.

     

    "Undefeated" is a pretty big reason considering that they're the only team to actually go undefeated this year in the FBS. In addition to that, they beat four ranked teams including an ass raping of Alabama from the big bad SEC. They did what every team sets out to do at the beginning of the season - won every game. They deserve to be crowned the champions for that.

     

    As far as USC "jumping" Texas or Florida.. well, it sounds worse when you say jump them because it is hard to argue for why a team should leapfrog over another who won, but I really don't believe that USC should have been behind those teams in the first place. The fact that USC won the Rose Bowl so decisively and that the Pac-10 went 5-0 in bowl games this year just strengthens their argument.

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    ETA: Also, the final standings according to the talking heads on ESPN

    Herb

    #1 Florida

    #2 USC

    #3 Texas

    #4 Oklahoma

    #5 Utah

     

    Corso

    #1 USC

    #2 Florida

    #3 Texas

    #4 Oklahoma

    #5 Utah

     

    What?! 3rd?! I can see being 2nd to Florida..that's fine...but...behind USC? You've got to be fucking kidding me!

     

    Edit: ...then you have the fucking nerve to vote USC higher than Florida? Someone needs to just do us all a favor and turn Corso into a bottle of fucking glue if he's actually being honest in this.

     

    I think you can make an argument for USC at #1.

     

    Should really be Utah, though.

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    It was Uzi Suicide.

     

    Well, there goes any chance of the 7 Word Bandit making a comeback.

     

    Actually, I think it's been banned. If it hasn't, I don't even remember the password and if I wanted the password, I don't even remember what e-mail I registered it with.

     

    What's the Dan Maff Clique? (who is it, what is it, why they're called that, etc.)

     

     

     

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    Well that was easy.

     

    BTW.....a dumbass theory concocted in my head? Like I just made the Heisman Curse up and somehow retroactively got it talked about in all media outlets over the past few years? Yeah........ok.........

     

    Don't know why I just typed that. I won't be able to read your flammatory response.

     

    So some guy in the media comes up with a hairbrained theory that there is a "Heisman Curse" and you latch onto it and that means it's proven? The key word here is PROVEN. If you can prove that winning the Heisman has a negative effect, then great. If some guy said, "Say, the last couple of Heisman winners lost their bowl game.. this must be a curse!" then it is not proven.

     

    I don't care if you're ignoring me (and I don't believe you are), this needed to be said.

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    I really don't see how that's a "You fucking kidding me?" moment or anything like that. It's been proven that winning the Heisman is a very large distraction when it comes to the bowl game. Sweet Christmas......

    That's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard. "It's been proven..." Really? That's news to me. Who proved it?

     

    Bowl games typically match up two even teams. Therefore, the Heisman winner's team only has about a 50% chance of winning their bowl game. That's why recent Heisman winners have lost their last game. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they received some stupid trophy one month before.

     

    Not news to me. I believe in the Heisman curse. Just like I believe in all the others curses or jinxes. I'm superstitious when it comes to sports. Sorry if you don't like that or something.

     

    But you say it's "proven" like it has been scientifically proven that it effects the Heisman winner. Like we have cold hard evidence to show that such a thing exists. It being "proven" and it being some dumbass theory concocted in your head are two different things.

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