Twisted Intestine

What's so horrible about the pic?

Was he bankys bitch, or is that someone different?

Sexy...

Do you live in the UK? I know that Ds are failing grades there, while most high school kids are happy to get them in Canada and the U.S.

I thouhgt a mod actually figured out the secret man has been searching for all these years, and blew himself. Thus making him so happy he had to share it with the world.

Edit: Never mind..

Now I think Nash is going to win.... Darn.

Five point questions: 1) The winner of the 2005 Royal Rumble will be: Batista 2) Who will be the "Ironman" of the 2005 Royal Rumble? Chris Benoit 3) Who will last the shortest amount of time in the ring? The Coach 4) Who will get the most eliminations? Viscera 5) Who will be the last man eliminated? John Cena Three point questions...pick the man who will be in the Royal Rumble the LATEST (not who lasts the longest) out of the two choices below: 6) Rey Misterio or Eddie Guerrero: Eddie Guerrero 7) Edge or Shawn Michaels: Shawn Michaels 8) Chris Jericho or Shelton Benjamin: Shelton Benjamin 9) Daniel Puder or Hardcore Holly: Hardcore Holly 10) Chris Benoit or Muhammad Hassan: Chris Benoit 11) Paul London or Scotty 2 Hotty: Paul London 12) Jonathan Coachman or the Hurricane: The Hurricane 13) Booker T or Orlando Jordan: Booker T 14) Kane or Gene Snitsky: Kane 15) Batista or John Cena: Batista One point questions: 16) Who will draw #'s `1-4? Booker T, Hardcore Holly, The Hurricane, Chris Jericho 17) Who will be the last four men in the ring? Batista, John Cena, Edge, Chris Benoit 18) Who will be the last RAW superstar eliminated? Chris Benoit 19) Who will be the last Smackdown superstar eliminated? Eddie Guerrero 20) Who will draw #'s 27-30: Flair, Booker T, Christian, Hassan 21) True or False: Coach will eliminate at least one person from the Rumble - False 22) True or False: We will see a surprise return sometime during the Rumble - True 23) True or False: Batista will eliminate Ric Flair - False 24) True or False: Somebody in the Rumble match will blade - False 25) True or False: HHH will interfere in the Rumble match in some way - False TIEBREAKER QUESTION: Give the exact time this year's Rumble match will last: 56:39

Alright opener... About an hour of crap following, with a Batista match thrown in there.. Some more crap.. disregard the Evolution sagments, as I enjoyed most of those (except for the HHH/Flair/Stacy/Orton one). Though HHH was adorable telling Batista about what happened. I like the way they're going with this, making it look like HHH is seeking Batista's approval, and making Batista look like the far superior man/athelete. Main event was decent. I was expecting alot less from Orton/Flair. So.. 2 matches worth watching, and skip through to the Evolution sagments.

Line of the week, folks. I nearly choked on my Frosted Flakes. When did it become the official sign of expressing your appreciation for someone's joke to say how you shot soda out of your nose/choked on your cereal/sprayed muffin crumbs on your keyboard? Now that was funny! I wasn't a joke, cumstain. I know it wasn't, penis head. I just wanted to use the orange juice out the ass bit.

I rarely watch SD, but from what I have seen I could tell you that I wouldn't want to see anymore. The Kane/Snitsky feud on the other hand, I actually have been enjoying.. and I actually thought their No Holds Barred match on RAW was decent. Shouldn't have been the main event, but it was nothing to be doing the wave over.

Line of the week, folks. I nearly choked on my Frosted Flakes. When did it become the official sign of expressing your appreciation for someone's joke to say how you shot soda out of your nose/choked on your cereal/sprayed muffin crumbs on your keyboard? Now that was funny! I squirted orange juice out of my ass!

I think HHH is one of the best of all time. He's just been shoved down our throats so much as of late, that you start to get tired of it. He is good, not great, but good in almost every aspect, where as the other "greats" like flair, lack in some aspects. If it wasn't for his over exposure I think that everyone would think more highly of him... His over exposure doesn't really bother me though, as I think he deserves to be on the top of RAW.. No one else on the roster are as well rounded as him. You could argue that Jericho is, but I think his size makes HHH alot more appealing to the fans.

Raven makes $1500 a booking I believe... So if he works a good amount of bookings a week that can build up fast. I'm not sure what his contract was in the WWE however. Couldn't have been that high.

Back to the topic at hand.. The universe just replays itself over and over... It implodes after a certain amount of time, Big Bang happens again, and it's like a broken record. Hence deja vu~!

Bastard!

Looks like a few people on this thread have gone very quiet since the news broke about Abyss being back in TNA, proving 'Justcoz' was right all the damn time. Maybe you'd be big enough to admit you were wrong and to promise you wont believe everything Meltzer tells you in future.... justcoz wasn't right... Abyss DID leave TNA, and signed a new contract AFTER Justcoz said he did. At least, according to Meltzer

Probably only about 50-70% of the crowd boos shawn, so you could still hear the cheers when the rest of the audience takes over.

If Nash wins the title...... If Jarrett retains the title...... Lose/Lose situation here. I'll be interested in Hardy/Abyss. Daniels and Styles in an iron man match should be awesome. AMW vs Kash and Dallas.. they should get a real feud going.. you know, instead of beating a different team every month. Dustin vs Raven might be an okay brawl.. Road Dogg & Jeff Hammond vs. Michael Shane & Frankie Kazarian --- Who cares?

I don't think it's a lack of motivation, but moreso that he's happy with where he is. He probably doesn't even want the world title. He could be just as happy avoiding all the politics that come with it, making a good salary, being over with the fans, and coming out and having fun every night.

Post away.

My dad's not exciting... But I think my uncle's in the mafia!

They also played Trish, Edge and Christian as faces.. The commentators were selling this fact huge.. I was thinking maybe they're going to do something where all the wrestlers have reversed roles in Canada and the States, and turn it into some kind of Canada vs USA feud (See crowd pops to Trish insulting the States) I doubt they're doing anything though... they'll just keep claiming us as the bizzaro world.

and even if I did have the money, why would I order the PPVs when I don't have access to neither Impact nor Xplosion? At least with the weekly PPVs I could watch them at a friends house.

They probably signed him to a long enough contract to last until the ECW PPV, and won't use him until then.