We should have a day at TSM where everyone fights each other in every folder in every thread. Everyone picks fights with everyone even if they're friends, then another person picks a fight with them for picking a fight with the other person and so on until the whole board is just one giant brawl. Then at midnight, drop all the arguements and pretend nothing ever happened.
This is the kind of stuff I'd do if I owned a message board with this many members. I'd take a core group of maybe 30, have fun days like this, and the rest of the board wouldn't have any idea whats going on. They'd think they were on crazy glue.
Edit: My board would die fast.