Twisted Intestine

Nope.

Mom: I have lots of love for my mom, but a hard time showing it to her. I often act like a 12 year old brat around her, for reasons I don't know. She annoys me alot, trying to baby me and being stubborn as a brick. She does things that she knows annoy me, and I tell her not to do them every time, but she does them again and again. I'm closer to her in the way that I can talk to her about things I'd never talk to my dad about. We get along well for the most part. Dad: During my teen years we didn't get along so great. I was a rebel and he was the strict father who wouldn't let no shit fly. Now he's completely changed and chill all of the time and we get along much better. I think it's partly because I'm older and partly just because he's changed as a person. Step mom: Uptight. Religious. Anti-Fag. Close minded. Stressed. I can handle her in small doses, and don't have a grudge against her, but she just has everything I don't like in a person. When I'm living at home and she's around the tension in the house just seems to sky-rocket. I think she tries to be a good person though, so whatevs. Step dad: Chill guy, cool, easy to get along with. He married my mom just a few years ago, so I didn't grow up with him like I did with my step mom.

Every now and then I jerk, and every now and then I piss... Though I can't remember the last time I did either (in the shower), so that tells you how every now and then it is.

I'm surprised nobody has drafted yet. He's a top draw.

Okay, so if Mellow allowed 4 more people into the draft, and brought the rounds down from 40 to 35, the number of wrestlers picked would remain around the same and the draft would take around the same length to complete. With a roster of 35 wrestlers, the card you book will be gigantic. It would be 17 singles matches plus a Kelly Kelly to come out to the ring and strip. There are 4 new people who wanted to be a part of the draft who got cut out. IMHO, even 35 talents booked on one card is too many... Never mind 40. Should HTQ, J-Hawk, Mellow and myself be allowed into the draft?

Spoiler tag that shit, man!

I didn't know that jelly and jam were two different things, so I'm obviously not educated enough on the topic to make a choice.

4 to 12 are the middle rounds? What's that make 12 to 40? Man, 40 rounds is alot!

Like I already said, I imagine it as the entrance music guy sitting backstage and playing a wrestler's music as they pass him towards the stage (Unless they tell him not to), not the wrestlers asking for it to be played. What about when music plays and then the wrestler enters from a part of the arena nowhere near the entrance, coming through the crowd or something? Does he call the music guy's cell phone? And if he wants it to be a surprise, does he sit in a supply closet with his hand over the phone, talking really quietly saying, "Hey man, go ahead and play my music, but I'm gonna be entering from somewhere else. Don't tell anyone! Man, this is gonna be neat." Yes.

I call it punk reggae. But I know that description is off.

They're trained to know. I know who's music is going to play, and I don't even work there. It's not hard to assume they know who's music to play at what times. Besides, Malenko being retired = them not even having his music on hand to play if they wanted to. I don't care how deep you guys dig with this music stuff, it all makes perfect sense. Like I already said, I imagine it as the entrance music guy sitting backstage and playing a wrestler's music as they pass him towards the stage (Unless they tell him not to), not the wrestlers asking for it to be played.

They're like, in their early 40s.

I've always assumed that there's somebody sitting backstage by the entrance with a computer, and whenever a wrestler walks/runs by them towards the stage, the person plays their music. At times when a different wrestler's music is played to "trick" the crowd or whatever, it's because the wrestler asked the music guy to do that.

Good thing he has insurance.

In Canada: Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia... Calgary Alberta was the shittiest. They have this little tower thing that's supposed to be like the CN Tower, but it's like half it's size. Fuck you EHME. I haven't been to the East Coast, but want to go there next. Outside of Canada: Florida, Jamaica... Jamaica rules.

Yeah, you were so cruel.

LOL! He's to dumb 2 spell two right!

Noooo, Imma catch him! It's my turn! Where the fuck's Stone Cold?

Czech Agent Mellow Retard Girl Marvin Dr. Venkman

Didn't I come up with this idea a while ago? Or maybe somebody else did and I just liked it.

I can whistle, sometimes I can barely whistle and sometimes I can whistle the tune to a whole song. One time in high school gym I remember letting out a whistle so loud... I was fucking proud. Never emulated that pitch of a whistle again. I remember I time when I couldn't whistle. I first learnt to whistle by sucking the air in, and then later by blowing it out. I can't really snap my fingers that well.

THAT took long.

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