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Twisted Intestine
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Meltzer. You should know that Enigma.He wanted to post it first but someone else did. Lolz.
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I thought we were doing a full year!
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I hope Bob Barron loses, because I think he'll miss the board more than anyone else.
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Yes, I love fishing. Tons of fun! I use minnows to catch Pickerel and Pike, and worms for speckle trout. Those little speckle trout are fun, because once you throw the line out, you've already got a bite.
I caught a Pike once that was about 5 feet long, but didn't get him onto the boat.
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Goldengreek is one of those people who everyone hates but he never thinks it's his fault.
"Everyone at work hates me because they're all a bunch of assholes ganging up on poor mee!"
*Gets a new job*
"Whats wrong with everyone I work with? They all hate me for no reason!"
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For some reason I thought Dusty Rhodes was still on the board.
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snartmarks?
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Oh, haha. I was wondering what the fuck everyone was talking about. I was starting to think that I didn't have sex right, because I've never had to scrub.
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You're making a false assumption that people deserve respect when they die. If you want to respect somebody, respect them while they live. It's too late once they're gone!
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Also, WTF is with the thread title? Change it already...geez.No way! I laughed and laughed when I saw this thread.
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Dandy, can you make me the new General Chat mod please?
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Wasn't home all day.That's a better excuse.
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I leave the board cause Jingus is terrible and this happens. Vote Jingus 2009!
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I think I'd be a good candidate to take Czech's place.
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Didn't he get his teeth pulled for the gimmick? Gross.
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Oh yeah. Not since I was a kid, or at least not a real hard shot since I was a kid (wrestlers are some sadistic bastards, and some will literally whack you in the nuts just to say hello) but you never forget that kind of pain. I've heard that there are supposedly guys out there who just get mad if they get hit in the groin, and I am utterly flabbergasted by such a response. When it happened to me, the only available option seemed to be keeling over into a fetal ball and not moving for a couple minutes.EDIT: now I wonder if that's why my junk is bent slightly downward, instead of a straight line or up up and away like the majority of penises seem to.
Sue Johanson of Sunday Night Sex Show fame taught me that when people are hit in the dick as a child, they form scar tissue and as their penis developes it will have a curve to it.
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Thanks! You made me remember mentioning this in a thread somewhere, and now I have to go find it to see if it got a reply. Yes, I have... The teacher got mad at him when I tattled and asked "What happens if he pees blood now?" which made me scared I was going to start peeing blood. Luckily, it only bent it.
Edit: Oh yeah, that was another question of the day thread.
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chumbawamba still wins
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I'd like a 90s.
chumbawamba wins
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Xavier Cromartie
Bob Barron
Jingus
Taigastar
Goldengreek
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Yeah, Rey's a huge star. They wouldn't leave him off of Wrestlemania unless he was injured or something. He's the only cruiser that actually matters to them that much.
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He's saying that since you paid to be a mod, a la Smues, you should take over the wrestling folder.I think
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I'm fucking tired of every thread becoming about EHME calling someone names. I voted for him to come back, but fucking ban him again. Either that, or you people start fucking ignoring him so we don't end up with 10 posts of it.
TSM Worst Poster Tournament 2009: Nominations
in No Holds Barred
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Think of this like golf. The poster with the highest score (most votes) loses.