Twisted Intestine

I don't know why, the monthly champs should take care of that. Like, I'm only #17 overall, but I will still win this month and join the elite monthly champions list!

I won't get mad at Retard Girl and call her names. But for now, you're a fucking idiot and ruined this thread. The only way that post is excusable is if you actually are pagan. You ruin everything, including your children's lives. I'm sorry. I don't have it in me to be that mean. I didn't mean it.

Also Hitler. He accomplished the most. Edit: For our time.

No kidding. Especially after doing a bit of research at everyone's favorite semi-credible online encyclopedia: Which means the majority of penises are, in fact, smaller than six inches in length. Which is kinda funny when you consider that six inches is the shortest figure stated by anyone here. So either we just happen to have a membership (ha!) which is freakishly disproportionate compared to the rest of the population, or everyone with a small-to-average dick just happened to miss this thread, or we've got some lying muthafuckas here. And yeah, I do mind, sorry. That one. People like you won't share. For the record, at just over 6 inches, I consider my dick average size. Anything over 7 inches I consider big. 5-6 is okay... Under 5 is for Asians.

Fags are just as emotional and fucking nuts as women, if not more. ...From what I hear, I mean.

I heard on the Sunday Night Sex Show once that when a dick bends, it's because you got hit in the dick when you were a kid and scar tissue built making it bend in a certain direction. My dick bends slightly up and to the left, and when I heard that I remembered a time when a kid hit my package with some blunt object as the culprit. It's between 6 and 6.5 inches and I don't know how wide. Sometimes I look at it and think "Man, I have a pretty wide dick" and sometimes think "...My dick's pretty thin." I've been told it was wide by one girl, but she can't be trusted. Maybe I'll measure the girth one of these days, I never thought to do that.

Because like I said, there's only 4 people that I know of who couldn't get in. I might be able to scrape up a few more, but we'd probably top out at like 8 of us... Unless people want to play the same draft twice at once.

What even I'd have to laugh at is if you had another one and excluded me from it. It won't be funny now that I said it though. Don't.

naiwf, your explination makes sense. I just wouldn't personally care if it were me. It's okay Foleyfan. I will wait until summer. But if summer comes around and nobody feels like playing anymore, I'm going to go on a rampage the likes of which this board has never seen before.

I hold nothing personal against you Mellow, by the way.

lol! I got a comment like that about my peehole before too.

I was actually going to say "We should do another one". But I didn't, then I came back the next day and another one was starting and it was full. "We signed up in time, you didn't" makes it sound like I did something wrong, when all I did was not go on the internet in time. Not like you did something great to qualify yourself for it. Not fair that you don't get your second pick is pretty selfish, you bastard. Doesn't make any sense to me either. That's the whole fun of a draft. Why not just make a draft with one person then you can have all your picks? I've accepted that I'm not going to get in at this point, and now it looks like majority has spoken. I just can't understand why and maybe I never will. I mean, if I was in the draft and someone wanted in, I'd say Come on, big fellow!

That said, I am getting annoying. Even I think so.

I wouldn't be pushing for this so hard if I got a real reason besides "Where do we draw the line!?" As to why the draft has to stay with 20 people and 40 rounds. Like I said, that I know of there's only the 4 of us that couldn't get in... I could see if there were 15 more people who wanted to play.

Everyone in this draft come smackdown your vote! http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=94159

Okay, so if Mellow allowed 4 more people into the draft, and brought the rounds down from 40 to 35, the number of wrestlers picked would remain around the same and the draft would take around the same length to complete. With a roster of 35 wrestlers, the card you book will be gigantic. It would be 17 singles matches plus a Kelly Kelly to come out to the ring and strip. There are 4 new people who wanted to be a part of the draft who got cut out. IMHO, even 35 talents booked on one card is too many... Never mind 40. Should HTQ, J-Hawk, Mellow and myself be allowed into the draft?

Some people didn't answer completely and honestly. Have they been punished?

Mellow refusing to budge on letting a few more people into the wrestling draft! Even after I did nifty calculations to show him that if he had 25 people and 35 rounds, everyone would have more than enough to fill their rosters and the draft wouldn't take any longer. He's just being stubborn.

Anyone want to drop out and give me their spot? I'm looking at you, tominator89. What about you, TheFranchise? What are you going to do when you can't be here Friday-Monday because your girlfriend might catch you being a nerd?

Because there aren't 30 or 50 people waiting to play from what I understand. If there was another 20 people who wanted to play I'd just start a consecutive draft. But there's only like 3-5 more of us.

Come onnnn, stick me on the bottom of the list. Why not have 25 of us and like, 35 rounds instead of 40? Who needs a roster of 40 wrestlers, you jobbers. Edit random fact: With 35 people on your roster you can have a card with; 2 announcers, 5 managers, 10 singles matches, and a 4 team tag match! It just makes more sense than the rest of us waiting like half a year and then most people who were involved in this draft not be interested anymore and us ending up with not enough people to even have another one.

Two things about this question: 1) I like that it's "What do you like best about homosexuality", which is a very positive question compared to "How do you feel about homosexuality?" 2) The irony of this question being your response to "The NHB folder sucks dick.", Intentional? You can also share their wardrobe.

The thing I like best about homosexuality is that it's something different and unaccepted by the main stream. It scares people in society to have anything out of the norm. Most of us are raised with a set of beliefs and values as to what life is, and how we should live our lives. We're all brainwashed through religion, the media, radio waves, or chemicals in the water to be slaves for the establishment and anything that makes people question these beliefs is a good thing. Like, if a husband and wife are catholics and believe that homosexuality is a sin and not a natural function only for their son to grow up to be a fag which causes them to change their views on homosexuality and has them questioning other aspects of their religion and/or society even just a little bit, then mission accomplished.

What's the difference between this, and a sport team winning a trophy? Either way it's just saying "They were the best at whatever this year". Come on, people get more emotionally invested in who wins the WWE title, which is even more meaningless than an oscar.

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