GreatWhiteNope

Kerry's one to talk about plans...

And he's showing genuine compassion towards the environment.

Bush's smirk right there at the "fuzzy math created by his campaign" comment was priceless.

Kerry can't state his plan.

Gibson makes them explain the plans. :: eats popcorn ::

Alright fuck this - I'm actually going to his website right now to check out his plans. EDIT: There are no plans on his website.

JOHNKERRY.COM! WE CAN GET A FIX! DRUGS FROM CANADA!

It's on the internets.

Internets! *marks*

Bin Laden's regime has been rendered useless. Kerry wants his head. Geesh.

I'll give it a shot: Original "The focus of my work as a domestic mediator is meeting the needs of the children that I work with, by way of their parents, and not the wants of their parents. And I ask the three of you, how can we, as symbolically the children of the future president, expect the two of you, the three of you to meet our needs, the needs in housing and in crime and you name it, as opposed to the wants of your political spin doctors and your political parties?" Translated "I'm a social worker and I want a lighter workload. Make it happen bitches."

It's not a true town hall debate since the people asking questions have been pre-selected. In previous presidential town hall debates (notably 1992) the audience came to the mic and asked whatever the hell they wanted. Hilarity ensued. Now if one of the people speaking tonight lied to the screeners and goes off on a tangent about communism or something, it has the potential to be legendary.

It took me a good 30 seconds to realize what the fuck was going on. Then I just stared in amazement.

I'd recommend Goldwave - it's not free, but you can find a cracked version on Kazaa quite easily.

I bought a 266 MHZ PC offline a few months back that came installed with 32 MB of RAM. It was slow as shit, but I figured it was just the processor as I'm used to using a 2.5 GHZ system and haven't used a clunker in quite a while. I found a 64 MB stick of RAM laying around from my old system and popped it in the 266 machine to increase the total memory to 96. DAMN what a difference. I installed XP on the machine and it runs smooth. Case in point: upgrade the RAM - it's cheap and effective.

Does it only run ROMs, or would I be able to pop a Sega CD game into my PC and play it? Yep - it should be able to detect your CD drive automatically. You need the Sega CD BIOS.

Damnit.

Slim to none. But the odds of the Yankees winning 8 minutes ago was slim to none. So who the hell knows.

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

Um, pitching change please!

Uh-oh.

The official lyrics were never released. But the above transcription was an interesting interpretation.

Well it's not like Edwards remembered any of those encounters either - or else he would have brought them up during the debate.

I think Cheney meant they never met regarding congressional business. A republican and a democrat sat next to each other at a breakfast. I'm sure they hit it off real well. Cheney was just acknowledging the presence of Edwards when he spoke. Either way, both men never formally introduced themselves to each other.

There was one not even a week ago. +1