Jingus

It's my fault. I glanced at a the DVD of Fear and Loathing today in Blockbuster and considered renting it. Nice to know my Touch Of Death is still in proper working condition, I got worried when the last few days went by without any catastrophes.

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1: you'd be amazed at the number of people around here who still believe wrestling is real. 2: I was just talking about creating illusions in general, and how I'm not an easy guy to fool with such.

Shitty writer? Writing was the only thing he did well. He was a terrible human being by all accounts, but one hell of a writer.

SB, your friend didn't happen to live in TN or GA, or visited either one recently, did he? Cuz if I happened to pass by the poor bastard on the sidewalk and it had my usual effect on lifeforms, well, I'd feel pretty guilty. On a serious note, I had a friend die recently in what was probably an unintentional suicide, so yeah I know how you feel, and I'm sorry.

I understand that gay men would feel a bit peeved that the Red Cross refuses to accept their blood. I'd feel the same way. So I'd also understand setting up a separate, secondary blood drive aimed at gay men. But what I don't understand is banning the Red Cross from campus altogether.

There actually are a few celebs on here I'd like to call. But somehow, I think "Hi, I got your number off the internet from where Paris Hilton's address book was stolen" would lead to nothing but a dial tone and threats of legal action if I called back.

This is too damn funny for words. Half of Hollywood must be incredibly pissed at Paris for having to change their home numbers. Btw, what's this "tmail" that keeps showing up? Never heard of it, but half these addresses use it.

I hope it turns into a long, drawn-out legal battle that uses up all of Lindsay's money and willpower. That way, she'll be forced into doing porn while she's still young.

Damn right I'm bitter. I bought one of those fuckers when they first came out. And it promptly broke the very first time I dropped it. (My cell phone is bulletproof by comparison.) And I refuse to ever buy another one, period. Nintendo can go fuck themselves. Oh, wait, look at their company's history over the last ten years, they already did.

Do you ever spot some nobody actor from a show you watched when you were a kid, or from some obscure thing that only you and your 3 pals have ever seen, and then go "Hey! It's THAT guy!"? I do. All the time. ::watching Snake Eyes:: "Hey, the boxing champion's lawyer is played by the guy who originated the part of The Baker in Into The Woods! Yeah, THAT guy!"

Whoa, hang on, when did this happen?! The entire point of the Castlevania series is that you're some guy named Belmont who hates Dracula and you're trying to whip the asses of the entire legions of Hell, literally. If you don't have all of the above (plus Grim Reaper), then bah gawd it ain't Castlevania. Well, except for Symphony of the Night, of course... that one didn't let you play as a Belmont (at first anyway) but it was still pretty cool. And furthermore: GBA? Bah. I refuse to ruin both my eyes and what's left of my social life by carting a goddamn Gameboy around with me. "But GBA has great games!" Wonderful. I'll be over here playing my XBox. "It's the best handheld system in the world!" It's still a goddamn toy for kids. "::insert various cool games that Nintendo only released for the GBA here::" I don't fucking care. Call me when you can plug it into a TV.

I hate yankees who bitch about their various sports teams. Down here in Nashville, we have the Nashville Sounds playing at Greer Stadium, providing YOU with the finest AAAction your measely Tennessee money can buy. Of course, they never actually have a winning season, hell they rarely win a game period. Why do you think we exploded into the most insane football fanbase in history within one year? Nashvillians have been getting shafted by big-league sports for our entire lives. Shit, our teams sucked so bad even friggin NWA-TNA was a big deal around here.

Actually, take a picture, cuz I'm one of the 17 people on the planet Earth who thought that Castlevania 2 for the NES was a good game and a worthy sequel. I love that friggin game. I'll still play it, once a year or so. I love having an NES that still works. People have been claiming for years that Metal Gear Solid was gonna have some sequels that would not suck. Did they cancel all those games too?

The strange thing is, even though I'm higher than a goddamned satellite at the moment, I can still read and comprehend tekcop's sig. Our brains are so fucking weird.

No, I don't see your point, cuz I think you missed a word there right before "communist ideals". Can we please stop arguing over what is is?

I'm way too high to offer any relevant feedback to Quad, but from my skimming of his bold-ed bullet points, it seems like he got it right.

There's a local pro wrestler who is a dead ringer for Donkeylips. It's true. Looks exactly like him. Separated at birth and all that. That's all I got tonight. Oh man I'm on drugs right now.

I'm curious as to what the hubbub is about, but do I even want to click on that link? (Remember that I have the TOUCH OF DEATH and if I click on the link it might kill the person in question.)

Much like the Spanish Inquisition, I have several weapons: not only the Touch of Death, but double-posting as well.

Alright, you guys have gone and forced me to post in this thread. Hopefully my Aura of Death will shut it down and end this goddamn inane argument.

Shit, I'd be happy if they'd just release more than one great Castlevania game per decade.

Well, it's a near-perfect little horror/comedy that pays tribute to past movies while retaining its own originality, which deserves a high score... but I can't give the full 10/10 to a friggin' zombie movie in good conscience. That score is saved for true works of art, IMHO. MST3K Red Zone Cuba: 2/10 Wow. I never thought I'd live to see it, but here it is: a movie so crappy that even Mike, Tom, and Crow can't make it watchable. Seriously. I even enjoyed the Manos episode, but this one was just too painful to watch. If Coleman Francis is still alive, I want to hunt him down and beat the shit out of his geriatric ass just for making this movie.

Shaun of the Dead: 9/10 Wonderful, wonderful little movie that manages to do the hardest thing in cinema: successfully mix horror and comedy. The cast of unknowns do a spot-on perfect job, the script is great, the camerawork & editing are just about flawless, and there's even some social commentary and mushy sentimental stuff thrown in there for people who require that sort of thing. And the last two minutes are priceless. If you even slightly appreciate zombie movies, see this film.

Never saw the weekly PPVs, didya? Your description pretty much summed up those shows too.