Jingus

Wait til she grows up and see if she looks like Daryl Hannah.

Yeah, but I just found out that one of my best friends died today, so I'd rather keep talking about the squeaky-voiced purple faggot. The girl in my sig dressed up as Prince.

Prince ISN'T gay?

But you say that in every thread where Bush is alleged to have done something naughty.

If he does, it's news to me, since he's never worked on any of the indy shows around here that I know of.

...can anyone explain to me why having fun while shooting someone is worse than the actual shooting itself?

Can you not read, or do you just filter out stuff at your own discretion? Man, I want THAT crystal ball, I'd make a killing on the stock market with it.

I was actually too afraid to say it, but yeah, I dig Sherri too. If anyone here has ever seen her without all that stupid makeup and with non-80s-overkill hair, they know what I mean. She just seems the type who'd know all kinds of obscure and sickening little tricks to give someone the best scar-inducing sex of their lives. And then probably rip their juglar out with her teeth upon achieving her own climax, but oh well, them's the breaks.

Just for variety. Nobody ever accused me of being nonsheeplike. But if there's any ladies out there willing to drive out to the Georgia coast, sneak into my parents house, and fulfill the title of this thread, well then drop me a PM by golly. I'M SO COOL. ("cool" = "lonely")

If we're gonna discuss puro gals, I gotta throw in a nod to Megumi Kudo. I might be a sick fuck, but there's something about a cute chick who's willing to absolutely mutilate herself in deathmatches that just cranks my wank. (For that matter, looking at that photo, where are all the scars that should be absolutely covering her body?)

Seven Samurai is my proof against anyone who thinks movies like Braveheart were so kewl, cuz Kurosawa invented cinematic techniques and stylistic touches that're still being copied today. If you haven't seen any other Kurosawa stuff, definitely give Rashamon and Sanjuro (a sequel to Yojimbo and a better film IMHO) a try. U-571: 8/10 Excellently crafted little no-bullshit thriller that is exciting as hell while still not downplaying the horrors of naval warfare like a lot of other sub flicks do. Also, it won't insult your intelligence if you know a little something about WWII military tactics and technology, which is terribly refreshing in this Pearl Harbor era. Even little shit like bloodstains are handled more accurately than in most action movies. The ensemble cast does a uniformly fine job, even though I was left wondering what the hell Bon Jovi was doing in this. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: 6/10 I'm still not quite sure how I feel about this one. Sam Rockwell has sure come a long way since being a Foot Clan ninja in TMNT, it's nice to see Rutger Hauer drawing a paycheck again, and Julia Roberts turns in a ferocious performance that's some of her best work in years; but Drew Barrymore still struggles on that "okay-but-not-great" plateau, and George Clooney must've been way too busy directing to concentrate on his part, cuz he practically sleepwalks thru his part. For a debut directorial effort, Clooney does just fine, and Charlie Kaufman's writing is sharp as always, but there's just something lacking here; it felt hollow and soulless overall. (Though maybe that's intentional, considering it's basically a movie about game shows.) In the end, I just wasn't convinced by any of the spy stuff; I think Barris just made it up entirely based on the flimsy evidence presented here.

Well, by the time we had the match I'd known her for so long that her hotness had kinda worn off, she was just a friend by that point. Plus, the spot where she threw a buncha eggs down my pants and then legdropped my groin would've probably been enough to kill any boner I could muster. Nah, she's surprisingly prudish for portraying a character who's such a ho. Besides, her boyfriend is one of my best friends, and he's bigger than me.

Calm down, I was just pointing out that we already thoroughly discussed this like just a week ago.

Am I the only one who asked to be de-modded?

No, Jack did pretty much commit attempted murder on that scaffold. But Grimes was supposed to get thrown off, and he did live thru the experience with only minor injuries, so it wasn't botched in the strictest definition of the word.

Smarkanomics.

Well, technically, Vic Grimes's swandive off the scaffold courtesy of New Jack in XPW wasn't botched per se, as it was the planned finish and he didn't get killed. So it's easily the sickest intentionally planned thing I've ever seen in a wrestling match.

Bwa ha ha.

That's a pic of Athena after me and her had a Food Fight Deathmatch.

A whole page of MORE ARGUING over Weekend Fucking Update when we'd more than covered the whole thing in that earlier thread.

Man, one of these days, I'm gonna start a Send Jingus Around The Country To Kick These People's Asses collection drive. This Churchill cunt is way up there on the list, right near that Fred Phelps fag. In fact, come to think of it, I might include Bill O'Reilly on the list too, if for no other reason than Tina Fey might sleep with me if I did. And, ya know what? It's been too long since I've done one of these, and this prick's essay really pissed me off, so here's the least-awaited return of all time: DISSECTION OF DOOM. (Note: the essay is REALLY fucking long, so I'm just gonna hit on the high notes.) When the very first paragraph of your Great Work is an out-of-context quote from Malcolm Fucking X, you've pretty much signed your integrity's death warrant right there. Actually, those would be UN-imposed sanctions, thank you. And they were only enacted in the first place because of Saddam Hussein's continued refusal to obey the UN regulations which he accepted as part of his surrender after the Gulf War. (Saddam's wasting untold millions of dollars on military buildup and palaces for himself probably didn't help his starving people either.) Is that a Geneva Convention-classified crime? This pussyfart doesn't exactly include a lot of sources for his claims. Firstly, I dare you to find ONE example of any respectable media outlet using those ethnic slurs in its news reports. Secondly, 100000 in just one day, huh? Wow. Our military rules. Just because the rich girls at your high school refused to date you, it doesn't give you the excuse to write shitty essays. Plus, "Ellington"?! Homer: "Play the race card! Play it..." ::shakes fist:: Firstly, how does one "supplant the police" in America? Secondly, how does a corporation turn a profit from starving third-world children? Musta missed that lesson in my entrepreneurship classes. Actually, the Muslims started everything when they forcefully invaded and occupied Palestine back before the 1st Crusade (which started exactly 910 years ago, thank you, please drive thru) thus stealing it from the Jews in the first place. Also, how were the 9/11 hijackers striking back for all those starving Iraqi children since the terrorists themselves were all from Saudi Arabia, a country which has prospered greatly from its alliance with the US? Yes, innocent civilians WERE killed in the Pentagon attack: what about all the people on the plane, for example? Also, NO target is valid when the attackers are civilians themselves who have no allegiance with any nation's military. What about all the janitors, secretaries, filing clerks, cops, firemen, and other various persons who've never had a power lunch or arranged a stock transaction in their entire lives? This cocknocker has clearly never worked for a living inside a corporation, either. The 1st Universal Law Of Debating: the first guy who mentions the Nazis loses. Furthermore, this chickenfucker has clearly never even seen the inside of a combat aircraft or battleship, and any of his opinions about military actions are completely invalid. Jingus's 1st Law Of Debating Morality: anyone who claims that evil doesn't exist is very likely evil themselves. And it's spelled "Jabba". Then why haven't they done anything else already? It's only been 3.5 years. ATF's SWAT units, actually. And the Davidians started the fires. I triple-dog-dare this snausage-eating hypocrit to leave his car alone and unlocked for a single night on the streets of any large city. I fucking give up. Surely, we can pool together enough gas money to get me to Colorado and knock this dirty bastard's teeth in.

If it's true, then that's really shitty... IF it's true. "Two sources" can be damn near anybody.

Fag. More proof. Meh. I've seen better, and I've seen worse. But just look into those big beautiful deep brown eyes, and tell me you wouldn't ram her like a torpedo. She's even cuter up close in person, btw.

Oh yeah. Slaughter has always been an amazing bumper, but lots of people have never been able to look past his fat-old-man-ness and see that. I was very disappointed that Sarge didn't call Hassan a maggot.

Well, we've got like two thousand members here... so there oughta be about three or four of 'em who come equipped with clits.