The Niggardly King

It's just a fitting farewell before it gets more RAW shit thrown on it.

Yeah, that way he won't retire with the most points scored and no kind of MVP award to show for it.

and that's why you'll always be a randomguy

Seriously Phil, did you and Doc switch minds or some shit? Every time a big run happens is because that useless turd has been on the floor for too long stinking it up on D.

Please get Radmanovich out of there, Phil.

JACK! WE GOT JACK! IN THE BUILDING! JACK!

that's an insult to Tom Arnold

Going by this you and me would have crossed paths if we were at the same school. You probably would of thought of me as a douchebag and I would of screwed you out of some drugs on occasions, but it would have been alright.

Freshman year for me were like the years you're supposed to have at college, but with no sex. I was a nose tackle in football, hung out with every kind of group, and started drinking and smoking (more) around Thanksgiving of fresh year. Did acid on New Year's Eve. I'll be known for the only guy to record 3 sacks in one game as a rookie, but I never got coverage in the local paper, not even in the school paper... since I was missing games consistently because of bad grades. I think I still had an ego back then, as I was quite upset and hit a running big boot on one of my walls... but my foot got stuck and I got a severe ankle sprain, missed the rest of the football season, and couldn't join wrestling just to be kicked of the team for grades. I ended up ditching towards the end. Sophmore year was more of the same, but shit I don't know. Oh got arrested first day of October for ditching school and hanging around to many minorities. I had some "community service" which meant helping out janitors after school. I never did shit as I always worked with a dude from Jamaica who didn't do shit. We'd shoot the shit for a few hours and this dude was a animator/programmer who was trying to create some game where Shrek or some shit fights dragons and tolls and learns math at the same time for kids 3-10. Another good thing about this "community service" was the fact every chick who got into some trouble was hot... or at least cute, horny, and had weed. There were plenty of times we would just sneak of to a part in the English/History building, have a joint and then I'd get a BJ. good times. Junior year I can't remember... I think of my days I was still in the public school system... for like 122 days, and I ditched like 80 or 90 of em. In fact my last quarter I got an F in everything. Which depressed my history teach and old football coach who was the last to sign my transcript or whatever as I left for the home school" program, which they try to pass off like a public school since you go to a site once or twice a week and turn in work and get some new work. They try to pass it off like it's the grade level of work you'd be doing in high school but in reality, everything is dumbed down to the 6th grade... except for math. By the way, all of you who are excellent at math and like to brag about it... go fuck yourselves. I had my "teacher" let me grade my own work as I told him I wasn't going to show up here everyday and stay for two hours for the bullshit algebra class and he's like I feel ya man. He told me, "I'll let you grade your own work... you know, see and learn from your mistakes." all that fucker needed was wink during this moment. Anyway "home school" was awesome. Plenty of hot chicks I remember from high school having to transfer into this program for a month or two at a time since they fucked around and all that. But most of them would transfer out... since they still wanted a legit high school graduation. I didn't... fuck highschool. Oh yeah, before home school everyone thought I had the reading comprehension of an 8 or 9 year old... as I would never take a test seriously, but then it turns out I'm just very fucking unmotivated for the mundane. My GPA was like 0.37 and I was able to raise it up to a 3.2 but I graduated a year later... since I fucked around in that program too. Nearly everyone of my friends did the same thing... work was supposed to take 5 to 6 hours everyday, but we would just drink and smoke weed all the time and end up doing the work at 4 in the morning... 3 or 4 hours from going in to return a weeks worth of work. This is what made me the man I am today... ...This is what made me the man that I am today... ...Fuck no wonder I have so many problems.

I'm not voting until they ask who Ja Rule is voting for...

Fuck Picard pic, I want the Cosby pic to finally blow up

I always seem to forget the Orlando and Toronto conspiracies.

As Bill Walton would say, "This is the Rasheed Wallace everyone has been waiting for!" I have to say that this is the Lamar Odom everyone has been waiting for.

d-von already did the hustling preacher gimmick... should have made elijah a black philosopher who drops great quotes after all his signature spots. he could have had deep revealing conversations with kofi each week, and then ron could of come in with a DAMN! every once in a while.

thread was better before the photos started working for me. it's such a letdown to realize what this is now. id imagine this is how id feel if wcw ever revealed who got the hummer

uh oh has to rely on his wife for all the assistance we got another Reagan!

really though, fuck Jay Mariotti... he's the same kind of suck to the ones you're comparing him too, you just happen to find this blowhard's opinions a little more agreeable at times.

I'm more interested in the draft lottery conspiracies and what with trying to make Cleveland into a big market and making damn sure they did everything to give them the #1 pick, along with the Heat/Mavericks where it became Dwayne free throw practice.

Looks more like Black Thorne than Black Pope. Did one of the writers just watch that Eddie Murphy vampire movie?

Kidney stone

This is all true and you know it I might if I lived in Chi City

I'll have this done in like 8 or 9 hours

One of the refs tonight is Joe Derosa. He's the guy that Mark Cuban hollered at right before going over and supposedly telling Stern "fuck you, your league is rigged!", during the Miami/Dallas series.

It was pretty fucking awesome until the Hulk gave Abomination a curb sandwich

when da fuck did glenn beck blow up?? it's all about my niggah dobbs, fuck it should be him up there not cockgobbling beck