The Niggardly King

HEH

Fuck, hopefully this unpredictable shit ends with Trevor Murdoch somehow winning the World Title at Judgment Day and then before the PPV is over Vince McMahon could wake up in his bed, and we all find out everything has been a dream the last few weeks.... If ya wanna go Russo you have to go hard, son.

Mike Dickah, race relations counselor

Sorry, time to pack it in Cubs.

I mean, like light weight with high reps and all that stuff. I don't think you wanna be a female powerlifter and shit.

Shit, I know a black person didn't put that much thought into that. You must be white.

About you becoming fatter Tiga, add some light weight training if you can... it does wonders for overweight females.

It's a great time to have a medical marijuana card and to be a wrestling fan...

Really though, Adamle is the shit.

Mike Adamle is my new favorite character... I feel sympathy for whenever someone shits on him, or they cut to him and he looks confused and sad.

Harpers got 5 I believe... Yeah, I think he followed Phil to LA.

Women's bodies sometimes go into a "retarded" mode no matter what.

He's a coach killer, probably got in Big Dirk's ear, and this is the result.

Man, Boston vs Atlanta has already exceeded all expectations... the battle of two bad coaches is only going to get better

He'll be the next Ron Harper if he tries...

like this

$3.79 right now.... if it hits $7, I'm gonna be running down people on their bikes and snatching wallets.

these badboys

They also don't have a good enough character to pull it off with.

Hey, Shawn was selling the wrong leg at points, nice subtle touch to the segment.

Regal is an awesome prick who KOs Kennedy and then shits on the crowd... great beginning for King Regal. Murdoch has so much talent, that skit was designed to either get a lot of boos, or be a train wreck... and he gets a pop from it. I hope they eventually do something with him.

Any news to rumors that it was supposed to be Jack Black? I've heard he was the set pick, but he only wanted to do a fourth of the Conan schedule while continuing to make films.

Fuck, MVP is gonna move to RAW and get jobbed out to HHH and Cena over the summer, isn't he?

You...offended....