The Niggardly King

Creativity at its finest

Nah, too many... every country we be fucking up with DA BOMBS gets into some aweso... horrible kind of sick, twisted fetishes

I'm sorry, but my professor in my psychology class told us this and he would never tell a lie.

when the fuck we starting this bitch up a niggah work the graveyard and he don't wanna be getting dicked down (fucked over, for the white people), by no time technicality bullshit.

That must be the alcohol talking, don't be trusting them Ginger people my dear.

He's not, but it's just a matter of paperwork, they live as man and wife (and they will be doing the paperwork soon). They shouldn't go forth with it as my believe is the Stanhope's Way. "Hey baby, we need to get the government in on this shit!"

But it's actually true... she can't have children because of it... and I'm sorry Marney, but I had like 7 sleeping pills and woke up like 80 minutes later and was out of it... damn job might make me pull a Ledger

What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you??!! Jared Leto and his retarded accent and pounding on the door being like, "COME ONNN MAAAA! DON'T DO THIS MAAAA! I'M TAKIN DA TV MAAAA!" makes this a comedy Keith David's rant about how sisters don't suck any dick, and then he whips it out in front of Jennifer Connley and gives her a look like, "Bitch... it ain't gonna suck itself." makes this a comedy Marlon Wayans meeting with the big drug boss and then you find out he's deaf and says, "IHF U SCRGHEW MEH, I KILL U" makes this a comedy Marlon Wayans not answering the doctor fast enough in jail and getting clubbed in the gut as the warden says, "Goddamn New York City Nigger's got no respect." makes this a comedy Marlon Wayans churning up that slob they call prison food as the guard behind him yells, "COME ON PUT SOME HEART IN IT, DAMN NEW YORK CITY BOY! YA FUCKING WEAK!" makes this a comedy

Bulletproof Monk

what the fuck were you people expecting? he never got eased into the role, no auditions, no prep time, just thrown out on a national broadcast and told to learn on the spot. they should have spent a month easing him into the role, keeping joey in the booth and running with a three man team for a little bit or have him do one match a week.

Well, when it first came out Scary Movie was the funniest thing to me... fuck I still like that one, every other one sucked donkey balls, but the first still makes me laugh to this day. As far as my favorite comedies, it would have to be Action Jackson and Requiem for a Dream...

I can't believe this hasn't been picked yet

BOOOOR-ING

Sure you are... just need a nice crew cut, a nice light sweater vest, and wear that smile that's your #1 quality!

Animal control was probably like, "Cougar? Fuck it... I heard there's a snake in someones bath pipes."

Wait, that seemed almost like a Marney post by quick glance from Annie.... this is fucking scary

She is ever since that Diva competition for the bike... I don't think she even comes out with Deuce n Domino anymore.

Hey, this could be used to get Eljah Burke back on track! ...

I'm that bad to you? :( :( :(

But George Michael can be the awkward teen for the next 10 years. Fuck, Jonah Hill that annoying fat fuck is nearly 30 man does he suck

I will compete

Boston in 6 Washington in 7 Philadelphia in 7 Magic in 6

Mr. and Mrs. Smith in The Ghetto

I imagine this being a deathmatch of posting those who fail get the ban hammer?