The Niggardly King

ah no it's no problem bro. most people hate disney. there will be a few who are disney purists from the old days and the people who have kids and think its a fun place. very rare to find anyone that looks at it as a job and thats it. yeah. there was a time from march to may where cars would get stuck on the track everyday. if you're coming back to work after an injury or having a kid you get put on cali adventures. If you're lazy or they hate you they put you on cali adventures. i don't understand, i guess it's the d-league of disneyland resort.

I think he knew about it, just nothing about it. It would go something like this. Random Person: Hey Vince, heard of this Pirates of the Carribean movie? Vince: They made a movie about that? How about that. Random Person: Yeah, it stars Johnny Depp. Vince: I don't know who that is. BS on that one. From one of his old Playboy interviews, Vince McMahon lists Edward Scissorhands in his top 5 favorite movies at #3. Goodfellas was #1.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

It's between King Arthur's Carrousel and the Jungle Cruise. fast passes are pretty much useless and last I heard before I was fired in november that they were trying to get rid of them. walt loved that mountain and whenever it's brought up that it's more of waste these days, it gets pushed to the side. it more or less has to do with one of the fears of the disney purists assholes will complain too much, similar to when they added johnny depp to the pirates boat ride. it supposed to take 2 and a half hours, but i know they've had races between crews and the quickest time is still 41 minutes from 2004. Yeah, that's what I did my last few months. Though, most of the attractions can be cleaned in a hour or two, while others take the whole night. What's weird is the westside of the park has most of the jobs that take a whole night to clean, and usually they'll make that a one or two person job. Eastside has most of the easy details that will take two hours tops... and about 40% of the workforce is on that side. But the only people who really clean the whole night are the older mexican women and the old disney pursuit white guys. Indiana Jones. There's always at least 4 cars with leaks and other various problems. it has the laziest mechanic crew on it... most of the night they're playing on youtube or watching porn. the track still has the same problems it's had for 10 years, and it has one of the more limited budgets even though being one of the top 3 rides. In fact most of the money gets spent on the robotic Indiana's that keep breaking down instead of the actual ride. It also has the most hush hush accidents every year and most people will get a 5 to 6 figure settlement not to say anything. Only way it'll come out to the public just how unsafe it is will be the day someone dies on it. he's the rarest kind of homosexual that disney employs... the quiet normal one. Seriously, he doesn't act like a woman, doesn't hang around nothing but women at break time, and doesn't bitch when people give him an attitude. Because of his sense of humor, most people thought he was joking when he brought his boyfriend to the x-mas party. Probably the coolest guy I've met that works days.

yall really need to be blowing Suharto

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I'd just throw in belladonna, george carlin, and tech n9ne and call it a night

he's chris klein

back when I was working at disney, the laziest mechanics were always stuck in Indiana Jones, and Space Mountain... it's no surprise that those are the 2 rides that are down the most, or have the most problems. usually this is around the time you're able to catch a pro football or baseball player. that has nothing to do with it, but it's just an interesting tidbit. yeah, but he's gay fuck if i know hey this could be an interesting thread. ask away

Kingfish was the greatest president we never had, so cram it pal

Uh oh, someone check his physical address over the weekend.

I will post essay like responses to everything

For me, it's Sukarno or nothin'. Figures you like the motherfucker Suharto punked out.

Suharto up in this motherfucker!

fuck this bullshit

christ bacon sucks. give me a hot link any day

O LA CANADA ~ ! Why the fuck is there a Chevy Chase Drive? white mothefucking yuppies blow them some chevy. and why they gotta move up in the hills and make things difficult? dumb white people, this is why god sets fire in those areas like six times a year.

I had no idea this was the big penis form, but we have quite a bit of hung members.

Johnny Red Kerr just died

holy fuck when did cheech become a mod again? Awesok,e

This pisses me off more than a message forum has ever pissed me off before. Even though it's just text from someone that I will never meet, it pisses me off. Not just because I'm a Morley mark, but because people are so dimwitted they have to always use the same excuses for everything. His matches are repetitive? Fuck you. Alright. Just straight fuck you. This is the WWE. EVERY match is repetitive. Every fucking one. That's what happens when you only get four minutes to work. I think, no fuck that, I KNOW Val is the best wrestler on RAW. Yeah, that's right. Better than Jericho, better than RVD & better than Lance Storm. You can call me crazy all you want, but I know what I have seen. Morley always...ALWAYS entertains me. On the stick, in the ring, everywhere. He should be a main eventer by now. Especially after having to go through all the "Val Venis" bullshit. He is WAY above average in the wrestling department. "Average at best?" Fucking please. Rodney Mack is average at best. Test is average at best. Morley is better than half the roster (including Smackdown). Average at best means that when he has his best nights, it's only average. Or, it could mean if you added up all of his matches and rated them on quality, then divided by the number of matches you would end up with a number that was "average" based on a scale that would have to be made up as well. Fuck that. Did you even think before you typed that? His offense is rather dull aside from a few moves like the Blue Thunder? Why's that? Because not every single move he uses is exclusive to him? I beg to differ. He executes all of his moves well. He has a great finisher. The 'Money Shot' is highly underrated. Everytime I see it I just have flashbacks to Jimmy Snuka days. Just because he doesn't do twenty moonsaults and six corkscrews before hitting a body splash doesn't mean that it can't still be impressive. I swear, it's like people have selective viewing habits. If you don't think Morley is talented, you shouldn't be allowed to form an opinion about wrestling on a wrestling forum. The same people that preach about Chris Jericho, Booker T. & The Hurricane had better damn well see something in Morley. Now I'm bitter. I can't believe that someone would go out of their way to call Morley average. I've never even seen Morley botch a spot! Remember his feud with D-Lo way back when for the IC title? Yeah, he was even good back then. I've also never heard about Morley being hard to work with or causing problems backstage. In fact, whenever I do read something about him, it's usually just something like him going to another wrestlers wedding. That just shows that he's a nice guy with a lot of friends. I guess we all know where nice guys finish. I just think it's a case of the good old TSM double standard again. I have no doubt in my mind that if people talked about Morley as much as they talk about some other 'Smark Darlings" everyone would act like they liked him. Why? Because this place is full of fucking sheep. Just a bunch of damn bandwagon jumpers. It makes me sick. It's like everyone just tries to fit in. Everyone likes the same five wrestlers...and I know that they are talented, but I guarantee half of the people that act like they like Guerrero or Jericho only say that to try and fit in here. The reasoning is because they don't want to be "ran off" for having a different opinion. Don't act like it wouldn't happen either, because it's happened in the past. It's not just a difference of opinion either. You might not like Morley as much as me, that's fine. You might think other wrestlers are better than him, that's fine too. Those are opinions, I'll admit that. Saying the man is not talented or is average is not an opinion. Not to me. To me it's false information. It's bullshit. He obviously has talent. OBVIOUSLY. If you can't see that, quit watching wrestling because you wouldn't know talent it it took you out into the middle of the street and blew your brains out. I request an angry, conflicted Brody outside for this one

Yeah, Make a Difference Sayid was kind of out of nowhere.

I'm surprised Gwen Stefani didn't come up with one during her shit is bananas and pseudo-gook days.

"Good answer, but I don't sleep, Big Man." Remember right before Taker got injured how they were slowly morphing him into Biker Taker? That was awesome, plus for those like 2 months he had this cool theme. And this awesome promo. Good stuff. I wished he would of not gotten injured, 'cuz we would have gotten some fun slow character transformation stuff and not just, "Hey, I'm back on a Harley." *womp* *womp* *womp* *punch* *punch* *punch* "BAH GAWD BEST HANDS IN THE BUSINESS!"

Because this show has continuity errors and does the easy things out of convenience. Or maybe his body is starting to remember how it held on to powers before or something like that