The Niggardly King

Nah, this warning has been here for a while. Like a long time before my drunk posting.

Who the fuck is Bill Burr?

That sucks.

I think I'm the only one of my friends that hates pot. Just give me a bottle of Jack and some Vikes

Elijah Burke has a great sense of humor that will probably never translate on the microphone.

that's the problem...we "smarks" ALWAYS think we're speaking for the other 90% of the wrestling fans out there...those guys you named are the guys they all want to see. Outside of Cena and to an extent Batista, all the casual fans see are a bunch of not-ready-for-primetime players like Orton, Lashley, Kennedy, MVP etc. I seriously doubt they'd even take established guys like King Booker and the Hardys seriously for very long. To me, the hottest fued going right now is Jeff Hardy/Umaga, but I doubt that's something you want to have main eventing a major PPV. The Hardyz are going to be hella over for at least another 6 years. They just lucked into a market the WWE doesn't really tap into (teenage girls). They also have the fat women market. They came from the Attitude era... which is big when you consider at many house shows some of the most consistently over people were Bob Holly and fucking Scotty 2 Hotty. They also gained credibility when you think of how involved they've been in helping people establish their acts. Edge & Christian, The Dudleys, Biker Taker, Brock Lesnar, The Power Trip, etc. The guys won't get sick of them due to women and children cheering them, because they've been through a lot. Matt is always going to be over, just for that "shoot" feud with Edge. Jeff does enough crazy shit to not lose people. I didn't expect to trail off there, but I can't believe that it's the year 2007 and both of the Hardys are arguably top workers in the WWE. Especially Jeff.

That would be a great way to get a dominant heel stable going. Have Orton recruit some thugs after he jobs @ SummerSlam. Have him steal Cena's title or whatever, and they have a car chase to some remote area where Orton and company (dunno who) will come out and beat the shit out of Cena, and leave him for 'dead'. Orton declares himself champion etc etc etc. everyone wants Cena to come back. Cena comes back, but angry, very very angry. None of this lame joke Cena. Just a really pissed im going to beat the shit out of you, Cena. I'd LOVE that. I call for Orton and The Redneck Wrecking Crew to give Cena a great Horseman like beatdown to end RAW.

strictly bullshit... i rarely, if ever post in that place.

What are you talking about... look at that originality. That's almost Carlos Mencia level of comedy.

Somebody gonna get dey wig split!

I see nothing wrong with the sig

I still have a bullshit 8% warning from some CS posting... i don't understand how that works.

I just can't see the Bears making it to the NFC championship. They'll be the strong #2 that feels the upset by the Steve Smiths.

Well, this was quite interesting.

Niners #1 in the NFC this year, Bears probably #2.

Have the top half of the roster line up for complimentary Pedigrees. The other half can can just Pedigree themselves.

Only if you want to see Cena fight off the entire roster and somehow manage to FU six of them at the same time. I'm all for this idea.

You mean John Cena can't have a car chase with Randy Orton and then be lead into a beatdown in the desert by the whole roster?

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It's pretty obvious the only reason Punk isn't getting mic time is the fact he would destroy Nitro. Stevie has one match and he already pulls off Punk offense better than Punk ever has in ECW so far.

The sad thing is the Jackass crew are pretty much better entertainers and showmen than 95% of the roster, and they're type of shit doesn't work for the wrestling ring.

I can see why one of the first things they do in OVW is make you watch tapes of Stevie and to take examples from his selling.

YES! YES! YES!

I'm loving Stevie's new striking MMA type of offense. Whip out the lucha subs next, Stevie!

It won't matter if the ratings fall or stay the same if Hunter returns; he's 'made' so is immune to any kind criticism when it comes to any negative effect he might have on the ratings. That said, if he doesn't bump the ratings, or only does so for a short time, then it'll be fun to see what does get blamed instead. I fear for King Booker's kingdom.