The Niggardly King

THEY CALL HIM BOSS........ BOOOOSSSSSSSSS NIIIIIIGGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

yeah

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dhani Jones is awesome. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My brother is a lot more light skinned than I am, and will actually get sunburned. I just look a bit darker. Like 3 shades below a Wesley Snipes.

Flossing is important guys... you're more likely to end up with a gum cancer or disease once you're middle-aged if you don't floss.

I like the idea of KHALI SMASH~! at Survivor Series. Have him beat Cena in about 6 minutes.

Spiderman for a 150 million opening. Sky's the limit.

BAH GAWD MCMAHON JUST KILLED DA ECW BRAND~!

Dammit... if only Chris Leak didn't get like a 5 on the Wonderlic.

Yeah, I enjoyed. Good cast in a mediocre film.

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I figured you'd be all over Dick In A Box when it came out.

OH I SEE THIS IS AN OLD TOPIC... I CAME IN THINKING IT WAS NEW BUT WONDERING WHY IT LOOKS SO FUCKED UP... I CAN'T SEE SHIT, IT'S LIKE ALFDOGGS POST RUINED THE THREAD

I just love ESPN hammering home this past week on why the Lions HAD TO DRAFT Calvin Johnson.

WHERE'S DA PIT??!!

Can Ric Flair start listing him as one of the greatest WWE wrestlers of all time then?

Evan Almighty is really going to be a bomb... it has this ridiculously amount of money put into it, and it's a sequel to a movie that starred Jim Carrey.... but this time he's not in it. This has bomb stamped all over it with just the amount of money they put into it, but adding the fact that Carrey ain't coming back... I'm sorry but it's even more bomb worthy now

Smoke cock instead.

I get lazy, and don't give credit.

The thing I think people forget about Orton is that a third generation wrestler, he grew up watching Cowboy Bob live the life of a 1980's pro wrestler, which basically consisted of getting fucked up, nailing broads and breaking shit just for the pure joy of it. You look at other second generation wrestlers (Brian Christopher, Dustin Rhodes, Erik Watts, The Gilberts, Eddie Guerrero, The Von Erichs, Tully Blanchard etc) and they're all fucked up too. I think Orton grew up with a certain understanding of a how a professional wrestler acts, and that is how he is behaving now. Not making excuses for him, but I think it makes sense.

"BLOCKED from behind!" "YES!!!" "NO!" "Michael Jordan... Yes!" "Oh what a move! A spectacular move!" "From Downtown!" "He is on fire!" "A rainbow!" "He scores!" "Serves Up A Facial!" "With the Facial!" "Let's see that again!" "And the money shot!"

Looks like that could have broken Matt's arm or wrist. Fat rednecks shouldn't be doing that shit... just punch him in the mouth and hit em with a bulldog.

Sleeper pick for Blockbuster would have to be 28 Weeks Later. Sleeper pick for for the Top 3 this summer will be Rush Hour 3. Transformers is my bomb pick. Bomb in the Hulk sense. POTC should be #1 and Spiderman will be the close #2, and I can honestly see Rush Hour 3 being the distant 3rd... followed by Harry Potter and Shrek.

That reminds me... anyone here seen Bandits before? I tried watching it last night, but I just couldn't get through it. Billy Bob's character totally reminds me of Marvin.