The Niggardly King

I want to be your sledgehammer Why dont you call my name Youd better call the sledgehammer Put your mind at rest Im going to be-the sledgehammer This can be my testimony Im your sledgehammer Let there be no doubt about it

I want to be your sledgehammer Why dont you call my name Oh let me be your sledgehammer This will be my testimony Show me round your fruitcage cos I will be your honey bee Open up your fruitcage Where the fruit is as sweet as can be

This amusement never ends

You could have a bumper car, bumping

Going up and down, all around the bends

You could have a big dipper

Ill be anything you need

All you do is call me

If you bring your blue sky back

You could have an aeroplane flying

If youd just lay down your tracks

You could have a steam train

Jesus Christ, he looks like the mechanic who cares about nothing but going to get beer after work. It's not the shape, as that's actually a pretty decent shape that could easily look good... maybe even great with a decent diet and cardio. It has more to do with the expression on his face, and the hair/facial hair. It looks like a bad bumbling sitcom father that would have a hot blonde wife, and nobody knows why they're together.

This is why I don't pay attention to the news media 95% of the time.

Tattoos still carry that perception in our society of being low-class. I should look into the history of it; as it was looked as being a strong leader, or a high class position back in the tribal days... shit I'm sure not even that long ago it was still looked upon in that light.

FACIAL!!!!

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Sorry Titans fans, but I believe Vince Young is the Madden coverboy... at least it wasn't LT.

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I think I might be able to pull it off.

WHY WOULD YOU BOO JOHN STOCKTON???!!! :( :(

I also don't like new people showing up for no reason and winning a title in their first night.

It's a shame they're wasting "the fan" on something like this...

2. Black Lushus is a racist bastard

Black people are usually funnier than white people.