The Niggardly King

I walked for miles inside this pit of danger.

And I'll say yeah.

I guess I'll have to chew them off and spit them out.

From words to actions never knowing what they're about.

I've never understood a damn thing that they said

I'm sick of all these people talkin' out their heads.

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The fucked up Stunner on Trump really missed up his comb over, but a man that aware of his gimmick fixed it right before he fell on the mat.

You couldn't tell by the movies she has done lately.

Wouldn't that be funny if they copied from the Edge/Matt feud, and tried it with Booker/Matt. Not a full out sleaze way that they did with Edge... but something a little more subtle.

Sanjaya fuckin' rules.

I've stopped watching the show... I'll more than likely get/rent the seasons when they come out to DVD.

gaay

So he's the skinny Val Venis... I expect both to be trainers or road agents when they finally decided to hang 'em up.

Fuck, dudes wrestling matches start slow. 80% of the time, matches start slow. It's only shitty junior wrestling and lucha libre where matches start fast, or in the case of heated brawls. This was not a heated brawl. This was a competition, and competition takes time to get going. MVP/Benoit started slow. Almost all wrestling matches start slow. At least the slow start in this match made sense, and went somewhere. So please stop using "the match was slow." It's really weak.

The overall Cena hate is on the verge of joining the classic McMahon and Triple H anti-WWE movements. Unbelievable. Loved Cena showing his selling abilities with the leg work... hated him forgetting all about it later on though. I really really liked the main event. How do you make a match out of two counter punchers? Give them a reason to initiate contact. When Cena realized HBK was busted open he went fucking crazy on that cut. Those mounted punches were tight.

You want a trophy ya queer?

Saliva For The Win

I hope this is the Wrestlemania where all the old guys go over. Finlay wins the MITB, Benoit retains, it comes down to Sabu and RVD and they just murder the other team, and Khali goes over in less than a minute after about 8 minutes wasted on his entrance.

Hey guys I'm really Japanese and French... sorry to lie to you all this time. I'm also a middle aged housewife.

I actually make that, put instead of Cesar dressing I use Thousand Island, some bellpeppers and at times top it of with a fried egg.

Not a good look for Ariel.

Yeah, but that 1st year was awesome. Don't Fuck with the Gladiators

Anyone else notice the camera cut from Maria, to the Hennigs, to Punk? Pretty obvious they didn't want to show the two of them together. I dug Curt's eldest wearing his old sports jacket...

ESPN is alright with me for bringing back American Gladiators and holding the marathon today on ESPN Classic. MALIBU!!! GEMINI!!! THEISMANN ON COMMENTARY!!!