The Niggardly King

So, if you're the Falcons Owner... what do you do? Do you clean house, and hire a head coach and offensive coordinator that will build around Vick, like Chow & Fisher did with Young... and Peyton with Brees? Bring in one of the freshly canned coaches? Try to get rid of Vick and start off new with Schaub? I'd go down the first route.

Looks like WWE is tring to have tag divison's on Raw and Smackdown again so forming another tag team, even if its an old one, would be good for one of the two divisons/ But there's no point if the team is just going to split up, or be sent off to OVW within 3 months.

"Discount Molechandise: A Penny Means One"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Gs8-IVNxU Tombstone Destroyer?

I think if you do go through with the #30 win, it has to be Kennedy winning in one of the ways I did it. You can do the double elimination thing, to set up Mr. Kennedy taking his dear sweet time to be declared the winner, and then have him feud with the two who eliminated each other up until No Way Out.

Just have a storyline where King Booker promises that he has a secret plan for getting his title back... then have him bring Snitsky and Masters, whose contracts expired from RAW as his new court. There you go.

It really should be Kennedy, have Benoit, and HBK both fighting each other as the last two... but wait, here comes #30 Mr. Kennedy... then just have him sprint down to the ring, and have him dump both of them out while Shawn is trying to eliminate Benoit. Or do the double elimination finish before #30 even comes out... please, just something not so obvious.

JAMES BROWN! JIM BROWN! JAMES BROWN! JIM BROWN! JAMES BROWN! JIM BROWN!

I kind of feel for the guy. He was starting to find his groove during that RAW/Smackdown feud, where JBL constantly ripped on him. It's been obvious since he has lost the muscle, that most of his stuff comes off better in the ring. He still makes some horrendously bad mistakes once in a while, and would probably be a better fit on ECW, but for some reason I could see him working out on Smackdown too. There's really no one on that brand that would rib him.

Fuck, JR didn't ask time off for his son's wrestling tournament, or his daughter's wedding... but for the Oklahoma game?

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This essentially looks like Mercury Rising 2, but Justin Long is the now not so autistic sidekick to Bruno.

Exactly. They went right to the biggest feud they could do with Angle. Anything else is going to seem like a step down now. I didn't have a problem with it being Angle's first TNA feud. I think what really hurt it, was taking a feud that should at the very least take 10 months to conclude, and blowing through it so quickly in such a hilariously bad way. I mean, damn... the first singles match between the two should have not even happened at this point, and they're already set to blow it off next month?

The Mexican Hulk Hogan looks more likely to end up as the Mexican Superstar Billy Graham...

This list is bad even from a workrate perspective. PETEY WILLIAMS? SHAWN MICHAELS? RVD AT 22? KURT ANGLE AT 15? JOHN CENA NOT EVEN ON THE LIST?

I have a feeling JR is going to be great on commentary this week. You know he'll crank up the sarcasm and bitterness for missing an OU bowl game to watch fucking Kevin Federline wrestle.

2 hours of Finlay beating the shit out of Matt Hardy, getting Lashley over, awesome matches with Benoit, and reestablishing Batista?

Art Shell should not be fired, he just needs to get more control on what players are drafted and signed... oh shit, never mind.

ALKEIPER LETS HIS TRUE INTENTIONS BE KNOWN!

People once thought Ludacris wouldn't but he manage to counter that assumption. Busta has already done dramatic roles with modest success. Ja Rule makes for a decent action movie actor. 50 Cent couldn't act worth a crap in his own docu-drama, whilst Eminem was servicable. How's 50 in that new movie with Jessica Biel?

It was inevitable.

Screw you guys, just have him yell out "DOUBLEDOUBLEYEE!" a lot, and have him cut Iron Sheik like promos.

From the looks of the booking, Kennedy and MVP seem to be the main heels. They had a goldmine with that Armageddon press conference performance by Finlay. They blew it. Finlay looked so much like a fucking player at that conference. I think he'll be there after Mania.

You need to let me know when the time comes for... well, you know.