The Niggardly King

I find it pretty bad that the first impression some fans of the WWE will have of Harry Smith is that he didn't have enough charisma to date Brooke Hogan.

1. Bob Dole 2. Al Davis 3. Kurt Angle 4. Jake Lamotta - Best Bet 5. Muhammad Ali 6. Bea Arthur 7. John Madden 8. Verne Troyer 9. Gary Busey 10. Paul McCartney 11. Lindsey Lohan 12. Abe Vigoda 13. Kirk Douglas 14. Jack Kevorkian 15. Jimmy Carter 16. Mickey Rooney 17. Gordon Hinckley, Head of the Mormon Church 18. Joseph Albert Wapner, Jr. 19. Walter Cronkite 20. Charles Lane This year, I play to win.

-DX will continue to dominate RAW. Ken Kennedy will be traded for Super Crazy, and Kenny. Ken Kennedy will be the next guy who will try to stop DX... he'll "injure" Shawn Michaels and have a feud with a pissed off Triple H. -William Regal is going to be Main Event status once Batista falls to another injury, and when Booker decides he'd rather put more time into his wrestling school. -Finlay gets a transitional title reign. He'll also have a great match with Taker at a small Smackdown PPV. -MVP will be pegged as the next Rock for no reason what so ever, and will be given a long Orlando Jordan like run with the US title. -Smackdown will become so thin that JBL will be a wrestler and a commentator. -ECW will die, Holly and Punk will go to Smackdown, while Lashley and Test move to RAW. There will be a mini feud involving Cena and Lashley since Lash will still be the ECW champion when this happens. Everyone else goes down to OVW, gets released, or is only used on house shows, but nobody truly knows what brand they're on. -Umaga will continue to get his "we want this guy to become a main event level heel, but each time we give him an opportunity to be booked as one, we'll make him look like a non factor" push. -Orton turns face, he'll get really over and will have brief feud with Edge that is a big ratings getter. He'll get the company's confidence back, and they'll promise him once again another title reign. When they go back on this promise 2 or 3 times, he'll get frustrated, do something stupid, and end up back in the so called "dog house". -Mark Henry will return, and have some decent matches again, but will get injured once again when it looks like he's found his stride. -Foley/Shane happens somehow. -Nitro will get pushed as a singles guy, even though people aren't ready for it yet, and he remains a decent heel, but one that's not worthy of their spot on the card. -Gregory Helms moves up the card a little bit. -Jeff Hardy gets a short run with the WWE title. -Hogan will have an altercation with Daivari and Khali.

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You post something from Deadspin, and it's not the John Rocker interview??!! For shame...

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I would really have Umaga destroy Cena for the belt in the Clubber Lang fashion. Then like someone else said, Cena trains and gets more focused, he's been to busy fucking around over the K-Fed bullshit. He then goes on to beat Umaga, but not destroy him. They could throw someone else in the mix for a Triple Threat to take a pinfall, then have a third and "final" blowoff match between Cena and Umaga. It's really not too hard to do, since people are into Cena, and Umaga is finally catching on. I'm all for Benjamin and Carlito to get a run... that is whenever both decide to stop being so horrible in the ring. But I can't blame them, as they're pretty much like the fans today. They're apathetic and could care less, as both know that know matter how much they improve and get over, they're going to be stuck in the same place, or where ever else WWE sees them at. Carlito is especially bad right now, but you can tell Benjamin was a little happier this week while teaming up with Haas. Jeff Hardy is more than likely going to get a run, as long as he doesn't fuck up. The only way you can book a HBK or another HHH run is if it is their final run.

I always thought Culpepper came back a year to early. The guy is a mediocre quarterback when he even has his best strength, which is scrambling ability. I'm just trying to figure out why people thought he'd be greatness this year, when he had a very slow recovery from his injury. He needed another year off. Coming back this soon hurt him in the long run. I've gone with the Bears this whole year, as they're going to the Super Bowl, anyone else would be a disappointment, and I'm still sad from not getting a badass Bears/Steelers Super Bowl last year. Looks like this ain't the year either. I just truly think the Chargers are taking it this year, I can't even see Marty fucking up this team. I hope the Colts go after Gruden next year, so they can finally win their Super Bowl. I like what the Saints are doing this year, and I think if they continue to have great drafts like they had this year, they're going to be in 2 or 3 Super Bowls within the next ten years. Bengals just seem like they're going to be down the same route that the Colts have gone through in the playoffs.

I guess you people don't know the greatness of Benny Hinn... come on he healed Evander Holyfield's heart.

I saw a picture of Kotz with a beard once and said he should stick with the facial hair, but for some reason the dude wouldn't listen to me Holy shit he can grow facial hair? He looks like one of those guys who would try for a month just to get a decent five o'clock shadow... no offense.

Bears/Chargers

Was there a big conspiracy thread here that stated that the only reason the Patriots won the Super Bowl that year is because DA YANKEES LOST DA WORLD SERIES! Or I might be thinking of another board. I do know, living in a house and neighborhood full of Ramers that this was the only way for them to cope with the loss until they realized that Mike Martz just isn't a good coach.

But it's not a good idea to have a 30 man battle royal so close to the Royal Rumble, why not just a one night only tourney between 8 guys?

That would be his father.

I'd rather have Umaga destroy him for the belt in a Clubber Lang type fashion.

People just don't know how to act since the Kramer incident... there's a war going on within our country between shitty comedians and the people stupid enough to go pay and see them.

Yeah, but it does leads to some entertaining things, like him saying that he didn't get busted open by Abdullah The Butcher for 2 and a half years just for his son to get ready and do the same thing on Hogan Knows Best. Or about how he took on the Four Horseman one night for an hour. I still find the Abby name drop to be the most random thing Hogan has come up with yet.

"The NFL is a weekly basis type of sport..." Sean Salisbury

That is so true. What the hell does rap music have to do with Ali? Plus Ali is totally overrated. I really hated it when the Olympic Committe issued him another gold medal after he threw his original one into a river. Man, Ali can kiss my ass. I did enjoy watching Ali Dozen... that would be a good premise for a classic 1 hour show... you'd show some other boxers 12 most important or best fights and have someone talk about them... of course they would never do that for anyone but Ali. It's bad when ESPN can take one of my favorite figures in sports and make me despise him within half an hour?

I don't remember anyone else but myself and my brother being into Gain Ground for the Genesis, and later on the Suikoden games.

Exhibit A. The Saints are delivering a 42-17 mammoth ass whipping to Dallas in "Big D", and Marvin has to spew some pointless shit about what the Ravens did to them. Exhibit B. LT sets the single season TD record but who cares it's all about the Ravens. The Ravens are one of 2 teams to keep the Almighty LT out of the end zone this year and held him to 98 yards rushing. Ravens rush defense, while giving up 120 to Larry Johnson yesterday (only would have had 70 something if for not that one long run that resulted in Trent Green throwing to Ed Reed again) is still averaging only 75 yards a game, which is now #2 in the league behind Minnesota. You cant argue with the stats. Yeah, but you don't have to bring this up whenever some other team, or player does something impressive.

Not pulling out of your mother all those years ago...

I pick up a lot of things with my feet... no shame in that at all... you never know when you might need that skill later on in life. I'll work out around three to four hours for three days in a row, and I'll be like, "YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! That was great, I'm going to keep doing this! No way am I stopping now!" then slowly but surely I'll drop everything in my routine except for my basic calisthenics and yoga. Then I'll quit working out for a week or two. I like to, but hate to cook... I just don't like cleaning up, even if it's for something simple like a salad I'll make. I'll just rip off some shreds of lettuce, grab a tomato, and a carrot.... and that will be lunch, or even dinner. Everything in my room is set up to where I don't have to get out of bed completely to turn it on. I'll throw myself half way out to get the PS2 or Cube on, sit up, and stretch up to turn on the fan... I found this pretty pathetic. I also have a way of not wanting to wash clothes I've barely had on, but if there's a slight smell coming from them, they'll get hit with some air freshener and sit for a few minutes until I throw them on. Oh yeah, I only drink from water bottles now... I'm too lazy to get a cup and have some ice, so I'll freeze some stuff overnight to drink, and throughout the day.

Uh..its called the NFL Offensive/Defensive Rookie of the Year..duh. They've only been giving it out since 1967. Cadilac Williams and Shawnne Merriman won it last year respectively. No, the guy was talking about how Offensive and Defensive Rookie of the Year needs to be like the best Offensive/Defensive player of the year awards, while they should create a Most Valuable Rookie award for the one who's been the most important to the league and his team.