The Niggardly King

Lashley/Big Show as the new Andre/Hogan... it's gonna happen.

Huh?

I'm talking about him being the lead.

(ankle lock counter)

I'm sorry to say, but Steve Carrell... welcome to your first, and hopefully last bomb.

What the fuck is up with Sandman doing a Godzilla roar, or whatever that fucking thing was in the new trailer?

Cena really has great charisma, the type where most people I know want to like the guy, but he's booked as such a fucking tool that it negates everything that he brings to the table. He's also not that bad in the ring, but he's booked in a way that hurts him there also. That promo on the last RAW really makes him look even more like a tool, since he complained about things not making sense, but yet he has to wait for his theme music to hit before he can make the save, and then cuts a good, yet very wrong promo considering what just happened.

Yeah, if Ben does survive this... a lot of shit will be going down.

I just can't wait to see the interaction between Finlay, Umaga, and Test... yes, even Test.

Balls and Boogeyman!!!!!

Yup. I load up on tuna now before every lifting session.

Sorry to hear this.

The Dictionary and Worlds Greatest Gook are things I be proud of.

There needs to be segments of K-Fed getting random people to train him. Just imagine the hilarity of someone like Snitsky training K-Fed.

You know what's great? Some people I know who haven't watched wrestling in a while, since WCW died... almost got back into it. How? John Cena's appearances for The Marine really made him come across like such a cool, humble guy to my friends... and that got them wanting to check out wrestling. Most of them couldn't even make it through one RAW, three of them turned it off before Cena even made his appearance. The 5 that were fortunate enough to make it through to Cena's appearance... just didn't like the way he came across, and said he's booked as such a tool. The funny thing though is that half of them are now Smackdown fans.

There needs to be one more random match. Something like Cena/Sabu/Carlito/London/Kendrick vs. Umaga/Shelton/Test/Regal/Finlay. That could be really fun.

Will this hurt Federline's heat?

I wouldn't be surprised if they did the countout spot with Hunter and Orton and having Edge eat a pin from Shawn with Punk going over Nitro and Knox at the end. I don't know if you could end it with those three. I could see the crowd just crapping all over it like that Elimination Chamber that ended with Carlito, Cena, and Masters.

You know if it's true after all the rumors about them splitting up never happened, and this is what caused it... than the WWE might get the most free press they have ever had. It will be an interesting time for RAW if this does happen. I just guess Brit must have been a TNA fan.

See this really makes no sense. The match Russo didn't need to overbook to death... he actually does, but this one needed both guys protected, and a not a clean finish. Instead, it sort of kills the Ankle Lock once again, by having Abyss survive it for so long. Plus it makes Abyss look bad, as I'm pretty sure he's never tapped out before, and he's getting the title shot a mere few days later. What should have happened is that Angle is about to get the Ankle Lock on, but Abyss is has his hand on the ropes... then Samoa Joe runs-in, and you can have your overbooked finish. Another thing I find stupid that Russo does is that there will be guys getting pushed with videos and interviews, then he'll job them out to someone who's doing nothing, like with the Petey Williams three way match... I guess in his mind this will somehow get everyone over, when in fact it accomplishes nothing.

Damn, I was hoping for Team Sunglasses too. It's scary how it looks like CM Punk could fit in well if they would do a stable of him and the Hardyz. The only one who sticks out in this match is Knox. I wonder who will call this match... will it be all the announcers? That would be pretty awful. Maybe Ross/JBL/Styles, actually change that to hopefully. Another thing that is intriguing will be how the booking of the match will go down. I could see an elimination of Matt Hardy by Edge, followed by some screwy double elimination of Triple H and Edge. Punk takes Knox out early, but what do you do with Punk? I know they love to have Orton win every Series match so far, but this could be the type of thing Punk needs if it were to come down to him facing off with Nitro and Orton. Wow, it's been a while since WWE announced a match that has me wondering its outcome and leaving me actually wanting to see it.

Damn... DL gonna die next week, ain't he?

WWE still has Smackdown, and ECW... so that's good enough for me.

I'm surprised that was the best thing they could come up with. Dear god do these shows sound horrible.... but in a good way.