The Niggardly King

The Bob Holly gash is going to be like the Shelton Benjamin eating Sweet Chin Music in mid-air. I expect it to be a lasting shot in the ECW video package.

So I finally realized after watching a few commercials tonight... who Matt Striker sounds like.

The irony is, Triple H didn't include how he put on 60lbs when he took 6 months out in 2001.. You can read all about it and so much more in Triple H's nutrition book.

I love ESPN Coverage now.

For the "brand new season" of RAW episode... should they try doing some debuts?

Dick Jauron's Bills will pull out the boring upset. Final score will be 12-9. I expect there to also be an overtime.

So Harry Smith is the new Randy Orton?

It looks like he will actually be on the next season of Hogan Knows Best.

There's no way of that happening. It's going to be Flair and the new Horsemen of Eugene and the Highlanders vs The Spirit Squad.

If they want to have Cade and Murdoch percieved as threats to DX, maybe they should have gone over last week if only even a tainted win. But what do I know? You guys don't understand... it's the classic WCW jobber push. They're still jobbing something fierce, it's only higher up the card for the next few weeks/months.

When's the last time the WWE had a great douchebag heel like The Miz?

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I say that you get a pizza, with wings, and a couple of egg rolls... go all out!

Right behind books...

I think the only reason I started to like Whitlock is the fact he might have been the only person on ESPN that didn't buy into this years Miami Dolphins hype.

This board will not allow me to post the amount of emoticons needed to display my sadness

What's up with the Batista/Booker No Mercy advertisements?

So who would get blamed first if the ratings continue to decline... Edge? DX? Cena? McMahons?

I really fucking hate that year.

So wait, all the drugs he takes doesn't have an effect on his decision making? Oh, and from reading about Kurt's family history and current state of health... seems like he's on borrowed time. He has more than likely come to terms with that, as with that heart problem that runs in his family... he probably never thought he'd live for long. He already had a history of high blood pressure before taking all the drugs and such. He's pushed himself this far, so why not keep going. Sure, his 3 year old daughter can see how much pain he's in, but hey it's his choice. I'm sure he'd rather die on his way to a wrestling show or right after one... than at home, just delaying something that's right around the corner. I just hope I don't have to see endless signatures of how "Heaven needed an Olympic Hero!" from the same people who couldn't wait for those dream matches, where his body could go numb again, and he could seriously hurt someone.

The no money thing is a cover.

They'll have... as they've probably invested too much into it already.

Marv is a rich man... trust me.

Oh yeah, back on topic... I like ESPN in a trainwreck sort of way, though Lushus is right... Jaws, Mort, and Ditka save the pregame show. I've always liked the CBS coverage. NBC is alright, should get better once Bettis moves past his current character. FOX went completely down the toilet once JB left, as he was the foundation that kept the show together. The new black guy they replaced him with is pretty decent, but I don't like him since he has to fill in JB's role.