The Niggardly King

Creepily enough, when I was in 6th grade, circa 1993, there was a girl who already had a 'reputation.' I mean *obviously* it was all b.s. rumors (I hope) but Christ. The specific set up was: "Hey man, if you're ever going out with Jane, and you want a piece of her, just take her to the Holiday Inn." I mean come on it had to be kids spreading dirty lies. This story makes me question my skepticism. The first time I ever heard of classmates having sex was towards the end of 8th grade. It was actually pretty amusing, it was reading class and about five of us got to take our books into a fairly private stairway to read away from the group. Among our little group was a guy and a girl who I'd never known to even be romantically linked and they were fighting about some sex they'd had the previous weekend. He was complaining that it had been his first time and she'd ruined it by just laying there and not really doing anything at all. Then later in high school I started hearing stuff about classmates I'd known who had been doing it back in 7th grade. Made me feel really naive. 5th grade back when the sex talks started up in heatlh/science class... guys were making bets on when they lose their virginity. About a week later my friend Mitchell was caught fucking one of the blond girls that developed really fast and looked to be about 15 in the girl's bathroom.

I almost joined the Navy. Last thing I did was take their... I guess you could call it aptitude test, got the verbal BJ for scoring high... and that was it. I just never returned a call or anything. With them knowing my history and the way I party, they probably think I'm dead.

Always blaming the innocent Mulatto. I oughta beat the custard outta u white boy

Maybe NHB should be forgotten... you tend to show your age here and I would like for that to not ruin my great image of you as a Current Events poster. "Well, no one held a gun to your head and made you click on this thread!" While this is true, it doesn't matter. You have established yourself as a quality poster in other parts, so I expected quality when I clicked on this thread. For you to do this is like when Scorsese fell off. Hopefully you can rebound from the mistake and not just coast by on a prior good run like he has for so many years.

Still one of my favorites, even more so now when looking back on the series as a whole.

This why I keep calling you a Jester, Kammy. You don't deserve that kingship and I shall strip it from you when you make your return if I haven't smoked my memory away by then.

I will say that I'm extremely glad no one has even considered giving me any kind of power on this board. With the hours I stay up compared to everyone else you'd come back to find a lot of people banned, everything locked up, and a lot of stuff deleted. All I care about is amusing myself like some shit flinging chimp.

Fuck is this thread about

It's pure shoot now.

I still believe LOST is one of top 3 rated programs when it comes to DVR, Tivo, etc. Though it does make me wonder just how bullet proof this show is. I know it's "guaranteed" to finish with no episodes thanks to the contract the creators signed.

Nigger Ron Mexico'd himself.

The fucking conspiracy theorists are stating this was a set-up since she sued the government and consistently lobbied for an Investigative Commission. She was a co-founder for the committee group Voices For Sept. 11 and last week was at the White House to talk with President Obama about how the new administration could deal with terror suspects.

Deep Fried Coca-Cola

So apparently he beat her so badly that she might need plastic surgery.

In

or maybe they'll sign Jerry Porter

so she told you she was going to do this yesterday?

Mike

Brody's got that country retard strength

Doubt it. None of the Smackdown games allow you to. Screw that. The whole selling point is being able to alter history, and if I can't have King Snuka, then I'm gonna be one unhappy dude.

So who actually hacked this?

Nonsense, a Mexican will fuck anything

There's always a need for a good ruckus... brings the board closer together and all that shit.

Don't go out like no bitch ass nigga. Stand tall for your sucking up.