The Niggardly King

Hook your king up with a job, and you shall be knighted!

I says "No"

Expect an overweight verison of Michael Strahan to be there to bug you about a job.

Nah, the one I know is a short mexican guy.

Oh yeah... wait, which G Love are we talking about here?

How so?

Yeah

I probably ran into you a lot of times then.

What type of shape are you looking to get in... just tell me, and I'll list some key foods that should be easy to put into your diet.

My 100th post was "BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA~!"

Lakewood High, Class of '05

Trish will leave the WWE once she sees Carlito put the moves on Layla.

I live in Long Beach... my schedule... I have no idea about for the next few weeks.

You only get 10% of my earnings... for I am your King... and stuff.

Vader

I'm telling you, you put him in the flannel, and bring him in as Murdoch's cousin.

Always gotta make it about race

So would I... to make sure of this... yours truly would get this chore done.

Main Event: Austin vs Hogan - Ideally Hogan would do the job. Hall Of Fame Ceremony here... WWE Championship: Edge © vs Carlito - I'd have Carlito win the Rumble, and put him over hard here... but let Edge walk out with the belt. World Heavyweight Championship: Batista © vs The Undertaker - Good entertaining face match up that most people would eat up. Street Fight: Kane vs Umaga - Umaga would pick up the victory after no selling the chokeslam Goldberg style. Interpromotional Match: Triple H vs Lashley - Triple H turns heel again when Lashley eliminates him from the Rumble. Triple H takes him out, and seems to stop what would be Lashley's big Rumble victory. Ideally Lashley would win in a great... clean manner. Diva Stuff here... Money In The Bank 3: John Cena vs Shelton Benjamin vs Randy Orton vs Mr Kennedy vs Matt Hardy vs Rey Mysterio - John Cena wins the Money in The Bank. WWE Tag Team Championship: London & Kendrick © vs Burke & Terkay - Burke and Terkay become new champions. IC Championship: Johnny Nitro © vs Harry Smith - Harry Smith wins the IC title after a Running Powerslam. US Title: William Regal © vs Finlay vs Hardcore Holly - Just a good stiff match... doesn't matter who would win here. Ken Doane vs Shawn Michaels - Doane has just defected from the Squad and Michaels is left with nothing to do while HHH goes after Lashley. Doane wins in a major way here. Open Cruiserweight Championship Battle Royal - CM Punk would win this one.

You know... after watching Orton a little more... I finally see who he's trying to pattern himself after. That would be Rick Rude. Most people won't see it, but compare what Orton will sometimes try in the ring, then watch some Rude. He'll also try to make a Rude like smirk occasionally. I just wished he would have picked up the charisma and mic skills of Rude.

Chicken, Tuna, Apples, Oranges, Broccoli, Cauliflower, Cottage Cheese, Salsa, Blueberries, Strawberries, Salmon, Shark, Steak, Turkey, Whole Wheat Bread, Peanut Butter, Strawberry Jam, Milk, Vegetable Juice, Low sugar fruit juices.

Kane

I added 20-30 minutes of speedbag, heavybag, and rubberbands each day just to define my arms a bit more. I'm starting to get a bit more creative with my workouts also.

Get off my back woman