The Niggardly King

OH GOD... WHAT HAVE I DONE??!!

I'm sorry for what I've caused.

You're all just a little gay...

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It's not like it had some tremendous amount of quality being put into it weekly. It's always been shit.

Nah man, that shit was the best. YEAH-UH TI WAS A JANITOR, DREAMING TO DRAW SUNDAY CARTOONS... WHATCHA KNOW BOUT THAT, CARNY??!!

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Anyone have any songs that remind you of Chris Benoit? There's "One Thing"... god, I miss Benoit.

I think we have diversified the area... and for the better. This place was already in the slums, and were going to build it up into a fine community.

All right, see now you found your nigga! You wanted a nigga, nigga here now!

It'll be good... remember I Robot... Shit

I dress like a business man... one of success. But don't let my tie fool you... I'm still "down". All I wanna do is help my fellow young brothers... and from this day forward let us not use the word "nigga", for there is no "nigga" I don't see it in Webster's Dictionary, and I type it up on Dictionary.com and get this hideous definition...

Please young brother... I only try to help... You just need a little prayer for ya... JESUS PLEASE COME SAVE CARLITO BRIGANTE! May you find your inner peace brother.

Violence is not the answer my young brother... you got to hit the books, work hard settle, down with a good, christian woman... and only then shall you find this satisfaction that you seem to be searching for with each brawl.

This word... "niggas" such an ugly word... how do you think the good Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would feel right now if he could see all of his hard work, the protesting... the harassment from many whites, the death threats, and the assassination... how do you think he would feel if he could see us young, strong black men... calling one another... "niggas"? I'd think he would have never tried if he seen how we ended up today... so sad.

Let us stop this black on black crime my young brother... you seem to be an agressive fellow, always wanting to... ah, how do you say, "Throw down!"? I think you should start hitting the books young man instead of engaging in the act of fisticuffs. May I suggest, "Black Chameleon Memoirs"? It tells the gripping saga of how one of the most successful Black businessmen in America rose to prominence using criminal activity and murder while overcoming adversity and an abusive childhood.

I've done nothing wrong

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It'll be good

I got to let all my fellow African-Americans know where they can find quality acting roles at.