The Niggardly King

I remember this bitch on TRL about 3 or 4 years ago. They played her video, then all the guys in the crowd went crazy, until they learned she had just turned 13 the other day.

And just when I thought this folder was starting to get better... this shit hits.

lettuce is great, helps the bowel movement.

Bye, Matt

For all of you that did not vote for me... I'm making a list.

Kirby always figured he would die young, considering most of his family members died before they were 50. Most likely the reason he didn't give a fuck about what kind of shape he was in towards the end. One of the few reasons I gave a damn about baseball when I was a child.

That wouldn't be good though, and would hurt the WWE more than actually help it.

Yes, but no more than one a show.

That song was the fucking shit it was like Millennium!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bododo bababa bododod Millennium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did I ever do?

Why is Van Famm dancing?

Nope, because he's a huge guy with a good look, who developed into a good promo guy and is still developing... and he's also decent in the ring

But the problem is that most of those guys weren't World champions. People just can't picture or won't picture Ric Flair, a 16-time World champion, jobbing to curtain jerkers. WWE Monday Night RAW -- September 16, 2002 -- Rico defeated Ric Flair -- Booker T. defeated Test -- Tag Team Champions Lance Storm & Christian defeated Bubba Ray Dudley & Spike Dudley -- Chris Jericho defeated Intercontinental Champion Rob Van Dam to win the title -- Kane defeated William Regal by DQ -- World Heavyweight Champion Triple H defeated Jeff Hardy The day that Ric Flair retired in my eyes.

1. I use to piss in the bed. This lasted until I was 10. 2. Back in the third grade, we had this sort of race war thing going. Black and white kids teamed up against asian and mexican kids. It was my first experience with racism and it led to some humorous things. Apparently the favorite insult of an asian boy in the third grade was to just call random white kids "White Niggers!" 3. I've fucked a girl while watching the Bret/Shawn Ironman match. I was also eating a sandwich at the time. 4. From the age of 9-16, I had a huge Bruce Lee mural that was on each wall of my room. Now it's Manhattan Island at night. 5. I got knocked the fuck out in the 8th grade by a dodgeball. My dumbass was hanging around in the back not paying attention, when I got hit by the damn thing, then the back of my head smacked up against the wall. No injuries, but the rest of the year was full of shame and embarrassment.

I vote for myself and Carnival, BL, Czech, and Kotz.

Somehow I've gotten even shittier

I open my eyes I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light I can't remember how I can't remember why I'm lying here tonight And I can't stand the pain And I can't make it go away No I can't stand the pain How could this happen to me I made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me Everybody's screaming I try to make a sound but no one hears me I'm slipping off the edge I'm hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered And I can't explain what happened And I can't erase the things that I've done No I can't How could this happen to me I made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me I made my mistakes Got no where to run The night goes on As I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me

Have you ever just been walking around a store or just like in your area and you see someone you knew from high school but you didn't really "know" them Then they see you and want to have a conversation with you like you were their best fucking buddy but in reality you sat behind them while in history class and just bummed notes of them from time to time but you really do not want to talk to this person but they cannot just catch the hint It's not that you hate them or they were an asshole as far as you know they were generally okay but they had one big fucking problem... they were boring as all hell and I mean really fucking boring... you'd think that not seeing this person for a while they might have just developed a personality late in the game but know they're still the boring fuck that you knew from junior year that would make you fucking yawn whenever they tried to be humorous or just make you rather watch paint dry whenever they go off on a boring story from their boring life I hate that shit I feel better now

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...so long as I don't have to go against Jesus... I'll take Jesus then...