The Niggardly King

I'm sad to see the XFL's first and last MVP, Tommy Maddox, playing so awful now.

The only diving finisher I've been able to hit so far has been Daivari's Leg Drop.

RVD looks like a fucked up Kurt Angle.

I crack my knuckles and talk a lot in my sleep.

I thought he just turned 40?

First the WorldsGreatestGook, then sillynigger, and now sillynegro... what is this world coming to??!!

He'll keep his dad, and job to Taker.

2 weeks in a row Chris Masters is ranked above Triple H.

It doesn't matter who has the belt now. They could put the belt on Bobby Lashley, or Mr. Kennedy... they would still end up with the same results, give or take a few viewers.

I don't know... I have a feeling Orton will be made out to look like an even bigger pussy than his last title reign, and it will be courtsey of Taker.

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As a queer or a steer?

Bout time I get recognised for my quality. GO CHARRRGGGEERRRSSS

This game is pretty good. I've lost 1,500,000 fans from my RAW brand as the show is being solely carried by Cena, Trish, Christian, and Edge. My idea for the jobber show has gone well, as I've built up a few guys. Have a decent Heidenreich/Snitsky feud, and Masters/Conway feud. Put the tag titles on London and Tajiri and they're feuding with Hassan and Daivari. Plus I figured out how to make both wrestler's popularity go up regardless of match outcome. I played a good even match with Christian and London, about 15 minutes long. Just have a long match that goes back and forth, and always have blood involved. Finish it usually with someone countering the opponents finisher, and immediatley hitting their own.

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What the fuck is a Fruit Wrinkle?

Mario vs Sonic was better.

This is RAW's highest rating since March 22, 2004, which also drew a 4.5. The main event of that March 22nd show saw WWE World Champion, Eddie Guerrero defeat Triple H by disqualification.

Chone was robbed.

That shakes

I'm a big white ass......

A combination of all the drugs, alcohol, and roids that effected him over the course of time... it's not that hard to figure out.