The Niggardly King

You know what else would have made sense? Shelton making a run in. I don't think Shelton's going to go from caring about the IC Belt one week and getting back at Carlito to just hanging around back while that would happen. My fucking head hurts after RAW tonight...

This match is fucking stupid. We should be seeing Jericho, Carlito, and Bischoff all beating the shit out of Cena with weapons and shit.

I don't blame how shitty this crowd is when they been given a RAW of this quality.

They can suck my cock. ...Yeah, I said it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They'd probably botch that somehow.

That was one of those moments when I wanted something to fall from the ceiling and crush everyone in the ring. Well, except for Coach and Jack Doan.

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What a shitty show. Whoever thought Conway's gimmick up should get a ninja star in their eye. Now, whoever thought that would be good music for Conway should be put in charge of everything.

That theme music is the greatest thing I've heard in a while.

JESUS!!!

........... Really why is this on my TV?

.......... ????

I am hoping that Tatanka will be an evil casino owner, and try to buy the WWE from Vince tonight.

Just remember you heard it here first.

Chris Masters will be in a Main Event at least twice. Heidenreich will get a monster push. Eddie Guerrero will somehow be a face again. Randy Orton will be the World Heavyweight Champion. Big Show will get a token title reign. Triple H will retire. The Rock will make 3 or 4 appearances on RAW. They will have their worst year financially for this decade. They will panic and get rid of a lot of people, but everything will be okay once Shelton Benjamin brings back the boom period again for wrestling towards the end of the year.

The Chargers win the Superbowl by defeating the Eagles.

Is Stevie injury prone?

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I just realized my dream feud would be an ultimate asshole heel Benoit vs an underdog Mysterio. This would be for the WWE title of course, and would have Rey going over after 5 months of build and stuff.

Who would Brock's first ideal feud be against before he gets to Batista? Benoit? Booker T? And would Brock be a full blown heel, or just a badass tweener?

Rey used to be a woman, him and Eddie hooked up one night, and that he is really the mother of Dominik, and Eddie is that father.

And I thought it was all about being comfortable, well at least it is for me.

When I'm not really paying attention, Eddie looks a bit Scott Steinerish.

That's just Reys casual mask. He always wears that one when he's not wrestling

He really pimped out that Quest Pro-Wrestling....