The Niggardly King

Maven will be running Raw. Hey, given the choice between Raw is Maven and Raw is Snitsky, I'd take Maven. Snitsky we know we'd expect something evil. Maven is a wild card. Since he's rarely focused on, who KNOWS what he'll do. *orders Stacy, Lita, Trish, Maria, Ivory all backstage* Maven: I'm gonna **** all you white *****es!!! I'd watch that RAW

How's Booker doing, and is this match any good?

They already have an Undertaker teddy bear wearing a trench coat. I wanna see the John Cena Vanilla Gorilla get released.

So JBL retains tonight?

He's done that for a while now.

Anytime Jericho and Benoit tag team, hilarity will ensue

If Bradshaw really likes you...where does it go from there?

And the hilarious thing is that their comedy champions over the last couple years(specifically world champions) have all been HUGE bombs, yet they insist on repeating it. Well, the study of statistics has shown that they're bound to find one that does decent.

And I doubt things will change. Why? This is the same company, that when it had their worst year fiscally, they pushed King Mabel, Desil, and Sid near the top.

I'll just throw in Smackdown's title scene. Every champion is... 1. A heel 2. A comedy character It's pretty much unbearable to watch SD! when all of the champion's are jokes, and have no direction. Plus they're all heels, which is not a good thing.

How did Jaime Knoble break away from the Yung Dragons again? Why did Goldberg leave again?

So, do you have to shake Undertakers hand, and get your assed soaped by Bradshaw to be in good?

He seems like a mix between Lesnar and Awesome. Hopefully they do not fuck him up.

Has anyone read Lita's book? I have not met one person yet who has read it.

The JR oversell that has always made me laugh, is after Triple H did something "diabolic" he was posing with the belt on top of the commentators table, while JR is just pointing at him and going on with his usual rant. Plus you can add a bunch of JR oversells with Michaels, Ston Cold, or The Dudleys.

I can't believe a few people are listing Steve "Mongo" McMichael, he proved he was very charismatic with his excellent color commentary in WCW.

Sounds like he is saying "I'll take a Diet Coke."

Lita looked like she got a second rate fake tan tonight.

Storm has no charisma whatsoever, but at least he was good on the mic. Test is my choice.

I must say Tyson Tomko has improved. Instead of sucking fat donkey anus, it's just donkey cock now.

You don't fuck with a man who is willing to punt a baby doll, dammit!

I don't think I can afford that. Ah shit...

Let me add in 5. If there is a guy who is pretty good on the mic, but sucks in the ring put him in a Tag Team with someone who can carry him in the ring, while he does the mic work for both. 6. Every match should not end with a finisher, or a cheap win. Let some of the matches end with another one of the trademark moves of that wrestler. 7. And I'll just repeat planning well ahead of time when booking. Something logical would be refreshing, and character development must happen in every feud.

1. Try to get them to go back to 12 PPV's a year. 1 for Raw, 1 for Smackdown, and then 1 big PPV with both brands. 2. Look into more thought out booking, that will lead to stuff that makes sense, and we see consistent character development. 3. Make Heat and Velocity seem more important. 4. Try to get a show seperate going for the Women's Division and Cruiser Divison. More will come later.