The Niggardly King

Hey, if it's good enough for Scott Norton... Norton made it look convincing, plus he had guys that would sell it good. Heidenreich barely drops them on to his knee, and so far nobody has sold it right.

Is that a mannequin? Goldberg looked pretty good as WCW World Heavyweight Champion. Biker Taker looked good as champ also.

Heidenreich can get me laughing just because of his lisp, and his crazy routine. But the guy needs a better finisher than a Shoulderbreaker. He should take Albert's Baldo Bomb, and call it Heidenstruction.

I have honestly never heard the crowd respond to him unless if they want to see the Pounce. Brown is entertaining, but needs work in the ring.

I always thought he had the best Shooting Star Press in the business, and he was pretty good till his drug problems. I'd give the guy another shot.

Spike Dudley... So guys is this worth the money, or not?

I wonder who it could be, Funaki is still around, right?

This just in: Rey Mysterio, Booker T, and Heidenreich released also. Link

Fire: Lawler, Heidenreich, Holly Hire: Samoa Joe(Smackdown!), Steve Corino(RAW), Low Ki(Smackdown!)

I remember Scotty 2 Hotty used this a few times and it looked okay. Maybe Maven should take the Fame-Ass-Er since Billy is gone.

Pretty much anyone of the Evolution vs 3 random faces Main Events on RAW around six months ago. I proabilly fell asleep thru half of them, just to wake up to the finish of the match. Booker/Cena I got into just because they actually had some pretty good counters late in the series.

Shit, I look at a lot of things that could of been a good fit for the big hairy lug.

Halo DDT, which he has only done right three times from what I've seen...and tonight was one of the shittier ones I have seen. What Maven really needs to use as a finisher is a....I got nothing.

Is Viscera's role to be hired randomly for whoever has a problem till he gets his ass kicked? What's next....Kane returns with help from an "old friend" and out pops Vis?

WHAT DA FUCK??!!

Does Mercy Drive do every bland wrestler's theme?

30 minutes into RAW, and no Orton yet??!! ....It's a pretty good RAW

Batista is just oozing with "it" tonight

Snitsky and Batista need to be the new hoss tag team, except both dress like pimps.

He's gonna break in the new meat!

Ahhh Fuck...

After Blade Trinity comes out, Triple H needs to think he's a vampire...should be his new gimmick.

ALREADY??!!

JR has a fetish with watching his stunt double being lit on fire.

Another retard bites the dust......