The Niggardly King

JR could say that Triple H has finally beaten some sense into Eugene...I'd actually like that one to happen

She'll win, then find a way to make this an HLA storyline

"For my entire life, I've been denied - but I WILL not deny myself. I've torn ligaments, shattered bones, broken my neck, but those aren't the scars that feed my anger and fuel my rage. Keep your praise, your music videos, your cliches - they mean NOTHING. The pain, the anguish and the torture I go through was hell - and for my enemies... now it's your turn. I was born to hurt, and you will FEEL MY PAIN." -Chris Benoit Yup that really does suck

I don't cringe when Benoit talks, hell, I listen more to Benoit than anyone else because he's not gonna bring the gay WWE comedy, and he's not gonna take ten minutes to let you know what he plans to do

Benoit is a mushmouth and I've never seen him cut a good promo. Don't give me this "intensity" bullshit. All he can say is "I am going to beat you in our next match." He can't get a storyline over or convey any emotions whatsoever. Orton is more of a mushmouth than Benoit, he messes up more words than Benoit, when he tries to look cocky, it just looks like he's trying to be The Rock, while Benoit has something that sets him aside from anyone else.

Plus Kane was on quite a bit.

According to the Torch, a Jarrett/Hardy rematch is planned for Victory Road. FUCK.....

For a BJ, I would give her $1

For some reason I thought Big Show would become Torrie's best friend, and comb her hair, and they would get their nails done together Now if they were REALLY thinking they'd have Torrie flip out that Long hired Big Show back (which would make sense if you're her) and bring in some people to take the Big Show out, turning her into a heel bitchy manager. Another angle that just writes itself! But wouldn't that require her to act?

For some reason I thought Big Show would become Torrie's best friend, and comb her hair, and they would get their nails done together

I don't know if Chavo is hurt badly, I'll see on September 16th if he is. Am I the only one who wants to see Heidenriech kick everyone's ass in the Lumberjack match?

Yes, I can barely contain my glee. This sounds reaffirming of your opinion of NASCAR fans, but "city folk" just don't get it. What is so great about long left turns galore?

For some reason I see a Diva Search segment after 3 matches on the card.

I'd rather see Randy try to take on Evolution+Kane, but gets an ass whippin in the end.

It's called being smart, fella. Best thing to do when 4 guys are after you in a cage is run and live to fight another day. It actually makes more sense. They also ended Raw with HHH being irate in the cage, showing that Orton has totally screwed with him. Triple H gets irate over anything these days

Stacy's been hanging around Lita too much

It's Jericho...jesus, even Eugene could understand that! *rolleyes A midcard jobber isn't a problem...

I thought Tomko was gonna hit the Angle Slam for a moment there

Wow, Tomko is still the problem solver....Where's the problem?

Rhyno and Tajiri are Men On A Mission?

Maybe Nick Dinsmore loses the beard, and cuts his hair, and show's up as Eugene's brother?

Soul Plane

Hurricane got his tryout with his match against The Rock. Hurricane was sent back down tha card after his match with Triple H

The NWO beatdown on The Rock. After Hogan hit the ambulance that had "The Rock" in it with a semi. It was just priceless seeing their faces, and when they ran away from it made it even better, should have been a 10, or 15 second run, but it seemed to almost go for a minute, because Hogan was just causually jogging.

That's the way it should happen. Henry comes back every few months just to get his ass kicked by Benoit