The Niggardly King

They also showed the back of Mark Henry's head.... I'm disappointed now the surprise is out of the bag

Blow Vince?

Ah fooey...you just have to prep the ass, and then take it nice and slow

They also said having a cock up in the ass doesn't require that much talent.

At Unforgiven, it shall be Triple H vs Randy Orton...Sledgehammer on a Pole match for the Heavyweight Belt

I'm still going with The Orton run-in, spits in HHH's face, and Eugene school boy roll up for the finish.

Oh god, how come whenever Benoit gets a new Pre-Match Pose Picture, it looks like he's aged five years in between them...

Bershoff, and Vanilla Todd Grisham...it doesn't get much better than that folks

I think I just creamed myself again when Christain came out

Those new Benoit tights....I think I just creamed myself for those

So, does Orton make a run-in, spits in the face of Triple H, and Eugene rolls him up for the victory?

As we noted on the newsline yesterday, Edge was injured during his match with Chris Jericho in Salt Lake City on Saturday night. Edge took a nasty bump on the outside of the ring during the early part of the match and started screaming that he had been injured while performing the spot. We've heard reports over the weekend that he took a nasty fall on his back or hip and immediately knew something was wrong when he landed. The match was completely stopped and EMT's came to the ring to attend to him. Edge refused a stretcher and walked to the back with help from several of the agents. Edge was in a tremendous amount of pain backstage and the last report we received (and this is just pre-examination), this was a pretty serious injury. We hope to get an update later today. credit: wrestlinginc.com

1. Chris Benoit 2. American Dragon 3. Low Ki 4. Samoa Joe 5. Monty Brown

Statement: Todd Grisham has to be the worst PBP guy since the WWE era

No, it's just that everyone has gone down in quality

Why are they feuding again? Because there can only be one Canadian that makes crappy jokes as a face.

To be fair I bet all of the injuries were from the TLC matches. This cannot be good news as it means more pointless Diva Search or Tough Enough segments. Maybe now Tajiri & Rhyno can get more tv time. Have Christian or both Hardy's been this injury prone in the last few years? Christian just recently took time off for his back, and Matt's knee is pretty beat up. Buit other than that, it pales in comparison to Edge's amount of injuries. Oh and Jeff's on Heroin and became a flagrant homosexual. But was that really a direct result of the TLC matches? I wonder what's that on his shirt?

The sad thing is, that his move set is even more basic than the average OVW call up

During the Booker T/Triple H Feud.... JR: Will you lay off of Booker T! (Booker T does the Houston Hangover) King: I bet that's how he got out of jail.... Some Heenan Goodness Heenan: You know what 'arriba' means? Gorilla: No, what? Heenan: It means Swim faster, the border guards are coming Heenan: Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him. (Just before they run a Tito Santana match) Brain: Did you know that Tito holds a place in the Guinness Book of World Records? Gorilla: Yeah, for what? Brain: He picked over 1600 heads of lettuce in a half an hour. Gorilla: Will you stop! (Match is televised, Tito wins) Gorilla: Well, it doesn't look like Tito needs to concern himself with lettuce heads anymore. Brain: Yep - he can move right on to tomatoes. Does anyone know the promo between Hogan and Savage when they were feuding over NWO Leadership. I think Savage just repeated everything that Hogan said.

Better Luck Tomorrow - 9.5/10

The best film of the summer for me, I'd even consider it the best of the year.

I expect Carlito to at least use a Pineapple at least one time as a weapon

They should keep Chavo away for a month, or two. He'll cut INTENSE promos about how Kidman almost killed him, and Chavo hasn't been able to play with his kids for a whole month. Just make it shorter verison of Lesnar/Holly feud.

Yeah, that's different though. It wouldn't hurt when AJ is giving it to you, unless if it is the botched one. Styles Clash.... You fall from about 2 Feet onto your stomach. DANGEROUS!!!

Would be cool if Razor Ramon could be his manager