The Niggardly King

You mean Cassel is playing for the Chiefs or Vikings...

That part would probably be played by Santino

Respect for Hiro's father or some bullshit like that could be the reason why he just made Hiro think he's a child... or maybe he thinks he can use him down the line or some shit.

Man good thing the internet didn't exist back in the 80s... there would be nothing but Hogan bitching, how people can't believe Jake Roberts just fucked up again, etc.

You just got put on notice bitch! Watch out for Mike Knox

Snitsky learned from the last time he took the G2S.

This match is shit.

SLAMMYS~!

No payoff unless Knox beats the crap out of Kennedy

Mike Knox needs to attack him

It's such a shame that the great character of JBL had to come at the tail end of Bradshaw's career. Just imagine if he wasn't so broken down and he was in the shape he was in during the Attitude era.

Oh shit, Michael Cole just made the funniest face after that exchange.

Ah shit, another bad match-up for Danzig.

Hey hey hey now... it's for a shot at the Heavyweight title more than likely.

Hey, looks like we just might get Couture/Nog for the heavyweight title after all, while Brock kills Chuck for the next shot. I guess Gonzo will either murder Mir within the 1st round, or he'll fold in the middle of the second round. Say hello to your big UFC Heavyweight fights in '09.

So... now that Edge is champion, could this at all lead to Hardy chasing him, winning the Rumble and then the title at Mania? I mean... I just couldn't get excited about boring face Triple H chasing Edge for the title and winning it at Mania... but what the fuck does he do then? I mean, when is the last time Triple H wasn't in one of the main title matches at Mania? The only thing I could see, which is kinda of gay fantasy booking is a DX/Miz and Morrison rematch. Or I guess there can be another triple threat or maybe a fatal four way for the championship so he can get in the match that way.

I don't like having anyone near me when I drive. I will seriously adjust my speed no matter the speed limit to make sure there is at least a good 15 feet between me and any car. This makes driving in rush hour or lunch time traffic unbearable. When I've just met someone and they're talking to me like I have known them for years. This seems to happen at work a lot when I'll be working with someone new and then they'll go off for a while about all facets of their life, talk about their friends like I'm expected to know who they're talking about, etc. Pretty much other things that have been listed, except for the birthday thing that Czech has a problem with. Oh wait, another one is being asked to explain things and then being cut-off with a question about the thing I was getting ready to explain. This happens at home a lot... in fact since I was three, so it's one of the reasons why I don't really say much when people ask my opinion about something.

How the fuck does a kicker have courage? Fuck you aw shucks.

Fuck this year... eat shit and die, Vinateri.

man 4 games lost in the last 30 seconds of play. FUCK!

I still like the layout you made. Was it pea green mixed with a beige?

His name was Chuck Stoner and he looked like Phil Jackson. Greatest teacher I ever had. If you had any kind of weakness, he'd bring you up and point it out. "I hope you never lose your voice, because nobody could read this chicken scratch." "HUH??!! WHAT??!! get the Payday out of your mouth, before you speak... fatty." Great moments from my high school.

Yeah, looking back, if I actually gave a damn during those four years, things would be completely different now. Me too! Oh man, this is probably why I have a drinking/drug problem.

With your permission... I'd like to put this in my screenplay. The only thing I can remember about school right now is the fact my 10th grade algebra teacher used to taunt the horrible students. 5 days a week I'd at least hear, "That's okay (name here)... we need all kinds of people in this walk of life. I mean, who's going to take my order at TGI Fridays without people like you?" Good stuff

I was going to spraypaint a big red phone on him.