The Niggardly King

How dare you fucking question who built a computer for the church's chosen few when he was ten? What were you all doing at ten? Probably finding ya'll peckers and pulling the skin over if you got the jew fix down there.

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/03/27/s...ing-prostitute/

That settles it. It's KOAB. Bitch what?

I wonder if KOAB will list the porn star he paid to fuck. Flower Tucci, I think. How do I remember that name? 2 hours with her or TSM? It would be a tough choice

so the board used to be $750

Bring back Gus Johnson KIMBO SWEEP!

I'm pretty sure he's in this limbo because he wants to retire soon. Vince has wanted to give him the World or WWE title a few times the last 2 or 3 years, but he's turned it down saying that they should try to establish someone new as a star who would need the title.

I thought he'd have to face Marquardt first.

genocide

It was a set-up... by who you may ask?

:lol: :lol: I forgot to thank you the first time for posting that. its the best

Gatorade + Apple + Crackers + Joint = Ok

Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It" Fiona Apple- "Criminal" Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" Skee-Lo- "I Wish" Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under the Bridge" New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories- "Stay"

It's like the debate team all over again!

There was one time when my friend got too drunk and kept falling down. His face ended up scratched up and the cops came by and thought I beat the shit out of him. They drove him home while telling jokes and shit, then dropped me off and didn't care that I was underage at the time. "Nah, you did nothing wrong... your friend needs to grow a pair and handle his liquor." We refer to this night as Invisible DDP Diamond Cutting him about every two minutes. It actually looked like he was taking bumps instead drunkenly bumbling, stumbling, and falling down.

Fuck, now I remember why I'm anti-marriage.

Yeah, well Nancy and Daniel say hi. how did that happen?

Nash Rd. 2 Jacknife 3:11

the internet has taught me that no thai ladies exist anymore, only pre and post op ladyboys

... There was the time I got kicked out of an Angels game for "scuffling" with some Dodger fans. I believe that I had half a bottle of Captain Morgan along with half a bottle of Bacardi, followed by 4 or 5 Coronas. I don't remember much. Then there's the time I got smashed and decided to fuck up my old high school. I flipped over soccer goals, dumped trash cans all around the place, pissed all over the shipment of science books they left outside, and then pissed off the top of the 4 story math & science building. I was contemplating taking a shit off the top but then I thought I might fall and then be left with the most pathetic way of ending up paralyzed/dead like falling face first in my freshly dropped deuce from 4 stories. While this was happening the last janitor there locked the gates up and I had to drunkenly get my ass over the fence. I ripped up my favorite pair of jeans and shirt escaping. Luckily I only live 2 blocks away so I didn't have to walk far with my left pants leg missing. Good times.

I'm posting from Eygpt as you're all typing right now

THE JUICE IS LOOSE

I might be the only Kozlov fan. He's not that bad, but his matches need to be short competitive slugfests. It seems to be the only thing that motivates him to be his best. He shouldn't be going longer than 10 minutes maybe 15 at the most with the right opponent. Dude would of been a star if he came around even 10-20 years ago.

I'm sure there's some historian who can follow this back into the 30s and prove it