Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

I actually took this idea from a guy I know who took a prod into school for the last day of classes for the freshman. He needed it to avoid getting the 'first day for a freshman hazing' that the sophs did. Nothing beats the visual of a kid walking the halls with a long ass electric cattle prod and huge black cape roaring at everything that moves while shocking any older kids brave enough to get near him. I think it took 3 shockings for them to realize it wasn't gonna work with this particular fresh. later in his high school days he had a station wagon with a legit working missile rack on the top. Now he's a mormon obsessed with dating chubby women with huge breasts. he's good people.

When we last saw the cockstrider, he was looking quite prepared to take a mate.. Indeed, he managed to attract a female strider to him to satisfy his carnal need for pleasure and reproduction. After a short (in fact less than 2 month) gestation period during which the female Strider attemped to run down a postal worker, burn the neighbours cave out, and knife her male in the groin due to excessive hormones...the time has come to meet: Mr. And Mrs. AND JUNIOR COCKSTRIDER~! Best wishes, cards and gifts will be left here for the happy family to collect. Thank you for your time.

Well I wanted something that was plausible, hoping that some people weren't paying attention to the calender. I think I would be april fooled if you hadn't

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If you can wear a long sleeve and keep your arm off the thing, slip an electric cattle prod up your sleeve and walk around shaking hands.

During this joyous time, I feel it would be appropriate to go back and relive the initial post that has brought my most successful gimmick to me. Agent Of Oblivion: Wonder how many people can say that they got over using a prancing green phallus looking llama creation.

oh and KKK, here's a picture of strider's sister. And she's available! could this be the beginning of the first human/strider coupling since frigid and a female strider got together a few weeks ago after too much gutrot?

Take that shit elsewhere, this isn't the time nor place for your sick ass fantasies

Buddha was never in the Bible. Buddha wouldn't want to be placed higher than anyone else on a list.

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Took you long enough

Looking at my previous post, I know I do.

Anneke is a far better singer then both of them. I think she may lose points with people who know The Gathering do to the general stinkiness of their last couple of albums. Hypnotic eyes and bangin body coupled with a strong singing voice that is quite distinct = my pick. For most people, Scabbia is the embodiment of pure sex within hard rock/metal, and I don't entirely disagree with them. A strong vocalist to back up a creative goth rock band. Nobody can reasonably argue the sentiments that Evanescence is coming from the tracks that Lacuna has already been while garnering big money's support. Lacuna would probably get a better spot if they were from north america. Amy Lee seems visually like a 'OMG SHE'Z SO HOTT" or " who the fuck hit that poor young woman in the face with a shovel?". Like the rest of her band, her voice also has big money's support in that she seems highly processed in studio, while live she sometimes seems to not have the power that is displayed on record. But she is the youngest of the group and I will give her time. I don't feel bad for listening to their album...since i downloaded it and all.

Why are IB and Drury and BBCW and King909 and NYUntouchable etc so horrible? Better give him a straight answer. He really doesn't like being lied to. Besides, he can peer deep within your soul and find the truth anyway.

Ok, fair enough. My apologies to mad dog. Maybe it's the fact that I'm soon going to a show for the first time in 15 years and can't imagine something being able to ruin it like this.

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Instead of paying money to go sit there being a pissed off smark, you could have stayed home and watched on tv for free. I bet maddog or whatever is one of those types that will scream 'You sold out' or "holy shit" at fucking near everything and everyone.

I was gonna start a thread about this, but i was afraid that it might end up collecting a good post or two. I've had several complaints about shortening my name. Poll Question: Should I revert back to my original Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye name? o Yes o No o I sent footage from Auschwitz to America's Funniest Home Videos.

Only when I'm sacrificing virgins at the altar of the Cockstrider.

JSYK, could you rate me?

I bet this *IS* Shane Douglas making this post

Grade me. And it better be interesting, I paid a scalper $150 to get in line for this.

This 'fued' would be a lot better if there was no posts about it.

You know, I was gonna dump a bunch of cash into the pot for the site change over. Looking at the downfall of this particular person, I think I'm glad I don't know dick about using paypal. It's just bad karma.