Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Sell Use Your Illusion to a chinese restaurant

Ring rat?

Sell your dog to a chinese food restaurant

Ok, through unofficial means I have am aquiring the Susperia album "Vindication" and it is kicking my ass. Awesome Heavy/Thrash metal. I highly recommend this album to everyone. They wear their Swedishness on their sleeve but are not limited to the "Gothenburg" sound that has been burned down and pissed on in the last few years. This will be in my playlist for a very long time.

Get with the times. This is the new and imporved Smart Marks Forum. We have no use for +1ery

I know this band and I'm desperately trying to aquire their albums. Borknagar. Awesome singing with the metal voice...but it depends on how you feel about post neo Black Metal.

At The Gates - Slaughter Of The Soul. Generally regarded as the 'Reign In Blood" of the 90's. I don't know if it lives up to that myself but it's a very solid thrash album. AURA NOIR - Black Thrash Attack. Dirty as all hell Thrash madness that kicks my ass and makes your dog vomit. GET IT NOW. Great record. I might post more if I think of them.

Strictly speaking for lesser known music, use soulseek. I have never come up empty on even the most obscure bands.

The fish is a WDI thing.

Earthstation 5 wont get you sued. but i hate that program.

Full court press: Gangbang Over and back: ass to mouth. Shot Clock Violation: Goes soft. illegal Defence: doesn't open the backdoor. meh.

Not only is that inferior to the Cockstrider... I used that avatar shortly before the debut of 'Strider.

I'm not creative enough to add anything about that pic that would make it any more hilarious.

Somehow I feel that he has something more...Insidious in store for our unsuspecting raver.

It's gonna be pretty hard to top this.

From bwbk.com KATAKLYSM vocalist Maurizio Iacono has contacted BW&BK with a response to comments made by DEVILDRIVER’s Dez Fafara suggesting Maurizio “shut the fuck up and take a listen to DevilDriver” before commenting on the group. This back and forth business stems from Maurizio’s disappointment over DevilDriver being chosen over Kataklysm to support OPETH on their North American tour. A direct quote from Maurizio at that time stated, “Today is a sad day not only for Kataklysm, but for real metal in general... no disrespect intended towards Devildriver ‘coz I dont even know the guys personally except for the fact that there’s an ex-Coal Chamber member... what I'm saying is shit happens, we lost the tour... so what, business is business... but to lose it to a band that comes from the Nu-metal era is what I dont get, that style is dead and now they are trying to make themselves look real by getting on real metal tours. If Opeth, Kataklysm and Moonspell would be on a Nu-metal tour we would all get tomatoes thrown at us, but we as real metalheads have to sit back and accept shit like this happening to our scene... anyways politics right?” Fafara’s rebuttal included the following statement: “I bought their new album, it's great. I've never met the guys so for him to take shots at me, maybe he hasn't heard DevilDriver... We wish they were on this tour with us, but when he starts calling me nu-metal and this and that, he should shut the fuck up and take a listen to DevilDriver.” The following is Maurizio’s latest comments on the matter: “First off, how can you have bought my new album when it only comes out in March? Anyways, I find it weird for someone to realise after 8 years of playing Nu metal with Coal Chamber that he hates everything he ever was during that time... it took you a damn long time to realise it, I guess its never too late. Where i come from (the underground) touring is not about money to support your family, you just didn’t get my point... so your wrong about my so called bitterness towards that situation. Yes, it’s an OK sideline of course but you do it because you love it and because its what you believe in. So you didn’t get it right or your in it for the wrong reasons. With this said... I have a proposal for you, Kataklysm is presently working on a headlining tour with Misery Index and All That Remains for May. There’s still a spot available, put your money where your mouth is and join the tour, lets see if you can handle a true underground tour... but warning: this aint Sevendust so bring a helmet! Maurizio.” --- If Dez were to take this tour, I got my money on him lasting 2.5 shows. Kataklysm fucking rules it.

I would agree I think. When I first glance over the title for some reason I thought it Shawn Michaels. for 1/10 of a second I freaked the fuck out. My condolences.

Irony

I would block the person who posted the post before the next post.

While that picture is beautiful and accurate and all that, it begs the question...who the fuck wears their hat like that?

*shoots the purple headed cat thing.*

On the pay sites, pretty much no band gets payed.

I think the pay to peer sites have about 11 million buys so far if i remember rightly. I might dig out some stats a little later

*once again Cockuza kicks Dynamite knowing that the move does not target walnut balls*

Brujo beat me to it.